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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”
Tonight’s Episode: “God. Bless. America.” It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)
The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry:…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”
Tonight’s Episode: “In Heat “ He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)
The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”
Tonight’s Episode: “The Friendly Skies” The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 83)
The scene: The Island of Professor Po! Oops, I mean… The Island of Doktor Zymm! Moosemas Gorilla is chilling down on the beach. He’s…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”
Tonight’s Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here. Moose – The End Is Well…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 82)
The scene: Marc Trestmans Windowless Van’s new van. Well, new for Marc. This thing has really seen better days. In any event, Doktor Zymm…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”
Tonight’s episode: BAKER’S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 81)
The scene: The operating center of the National Emergency Response Division. The date is March 29th, 1984. Men…top men, mind you…are looking concerned while…