Your “Slow Thursday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 19, 2019

Wow, feels like we just did this two days ago. Oh right, we did. At least this time I'm better rested. Everybody is off and out and doing the holiday stuff and getting very stressed by now probably. Personally, I have to fly to California and kill some people who work at

Your “Slow Tuesday Before Xmas” Daytime Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

I drove to western North Carolina early this morning. Very early. And back. Pain in my ass but it had to be done. Then I shipped moar hot peppers out to some folks (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!). But that's the end of them for this year. The peppers that is,

Your “Politeness is the flower of humanity” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 6, 2019December 6, 2019

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OK. Not to sound too maudlin, but this will be my father's fifth dead Christmas. He went out in the spring of '15. Shit happens. I like flowers. (I'm not gay, you're gay) ((not that there's anything wrong with that)) But every year we go and visit his (and other dead folks') graves and put

That’s Gonna Burn You

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

As some of you already know, I have been growing hot peppers for the past several years. Some of you have "benefited" from my harvest. This year alone I've mailed out over 10 lbs of hot peppers (as well as some seeds). I still have about 3 lbs ripening and

Your “You Get What You Pay For” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 29, 2019November 29, 2019

I don't have anything meaningful to say today. I'd like to think of something to write about. But here we are less than an hour before post time and I got absolutely nothing. I ate too much yesterday. I plan to drink too much tonight. Christmas tree and other assorted decorational shit has

Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Three” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

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I bet you thought I'd forgotten about this little series. Well, "series" might be pushing it considering that this is only the third installment and it's been nearly a year since the first and second installments. And considering it's been that long you, dear reader, have probably forgotten anyway. But it's

The Teacher’s Pet

Beerguyrob - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

https://twitter.com/PhilAPerry/status/1195428923175243776 Interior, Patriots training facility, Gillette Stadium - a luxury suite Bill Belichick: grumble grumble Okay, it's 15 minutes to 10:00. Time to start the meeting. grumble grumble Tom Brady: You know it, coach! I can't wait to learn something new today! Cody Kessler: Mr. Brady? Do you think me & Stidham could attend this

Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

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Yeah, it's been a while. But you remember. This is one of those weeks where I can't think of anything else so I choose one (or more) musical artists to feature. Generally, their musical accolades are debatable...at best. But not their sexy. That is unimpeachable. Kinda like someone else I know. Anywhooooo... This

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Use Your Infusion II

Sharkbait - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

Welcome back everyone. Just like Guns N' Roses released Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 in the same year, I'm going for back to back infusion drinks. Thanks to a generous donation of ghost peppers from The Wee Baby Seamus, I was able to concoct my very own Ghost Pepper

Your “Taking Leave Of Our Senses” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 8, 2019November 8, 2019

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Leaves have been falling here for a coupla months now. I've kept up with them, at least to a degree, up until now. But frankly it's still been rather warm and I've come to dislike yardwork when I have to sweat to do it. This week it has turned considerably

The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye

yeah right - November 5, 2019November 4, 2019

As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a dark scary corner in Hell where I dwell, so, what's wrong with that? How about a completely new side from your old Taj Bone'r? Let's try something happier. Never

Your “Riding That Sugar High” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 1, 2019October 31, 2019

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Last night as I was driving home, I noticed multiple hordes of hooligans roaming the street and looking for trouble it seemed. They were in disguise so as not to be identified. It was a scene right out of "A Clockwork Orange ". I watched as they systematically went door to