Your matchday 34 EPL Lesser Footy thread: Important games are being played today

Wakezilla - July 7, 2020July 6, 2020

Hello Lesser Footy fans! Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL. We have 3 games on today's menu and all are extremely important. Match 1A: The Relegation Bowl (1PM EST) This is a match between two teams that have a combined 1 tie and 9 losses over their last 10.

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 5

ballsofsteelandfury - July 7, 2020July 7, 2020

This week... Schedule? What schedule? The Cats didn't fuck up a momentous occasion and there are no more unbeaten teams left in the competition Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! This was yet another interesting week. Remember how last week the AFL issued the schedule for Rounds 6 and 7? Well, the COVID-19 situation in

An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!

King Hippo - July 4, 2020July 3, 2020

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Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing. Most of the fixtures are even watchable now! First, a tribute. Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England's #1 at the age of 23. He's 6'4" and Black Like Me

CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 97th Grey Cup

The Maestro - July 2, 2020June 30, 2020

Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL's 2009 championship game, featuring arguably the weirdest final-minute sequence in league history - the 97th Grey Cup between the Saskatchewan Roughriders and Montreal Alouettes. Read on! Date: November 29th, 2009 Venue: McMahon Stadium, Calgary, AB Attendance: 46,020 Saskatchewan

Senor’s Marble League Rolldown: Event 2

Senor Weaselo - June 30, 2020June 29, 2020

Well, we're still here, so that's nice. We return to the Rolldown with the second event of the 2020 Marble League, the halfpipe! In our first event, it was the Minty Maniacs surprising us all by taking gold in their first event all the way back from the depths of the

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 4

ballsofsteelandfury - June 30, 2020June 29, 2020

This week... We had 10,000 fans in attendance in Queensland We have an early Mark of the Year candidate and there is only one unbeaten team left in the competition Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! This was an interesting week. Off the field, the positive test that forced the postponement of the Essendon-Melbourne

CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 83rd Grey Cup

The Maestro - June 25, 2020June 24, 2020

Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL's 1995 championship game featuring the sole trophy won by a non-Canadian team - the Baltimore Stallions in the 83rd Grey Cup. Read on! Date: November 19th, 1995 Venue: Taylor Field, Regina, SK Attendance: 52,064 Baltimore Stallions fast facts:

Senor’s Marble League Rolldown: The Games Begin! (ML2020 Opening Ceremony & Event 1)

Senor Weaselo - June 23, 2020June 22, 2020

Yes, we made it. We're not all dead yet and can experience the gravitas, the splendor, the magnificence that is the pinnacle of marble sports. Marble League 2020, from the Andromedome. To lead it off, the opening ceremonies, with King Stardust, and the primary members of the JMR Staff and Committee

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 3

ballsofsteelandfury - June 23, 2020June 24, 2020

This week... Cats and Dogs are living together. A player has tested positive for COVID-19 and subsequently a game was postponed. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Lots of weird things happened this week. Luckily, Footy will be able to go on. Despite the positive test, games continued as scheduled except for the game

Marble League Rolldown: ML 2020 Qualifiers (and Friendly Round)

Marble League Rolldown

Senor Weaselo - June 20, 2020June 19, 2020

And just like that, with a quick turnaround, we're back. It's time for the 2020 Marble League Qualifiers, to fill out the full lineup for next week's championship. 20 teams will compete in four events, with the top 12 advancing to this year's big stage, Marble League 2020. Let's do

First Weekend Back? Derby Days

King Hippo - June 20, 2020June 19, 2020

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First off, I wish Everton had already played so I could use Dominic Calvert-Lewin's Black Lives Matter #9 shirt. But this will have to do. Full credit to the Premiership for taking on racial justice issues, with remarkable unity and moral clarity. I am proud to support this League. OF COURSE in

CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 93rd Grey Cup

The Maestro - June 18, 2020June 18, 2020

Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL's 2005 championship game featuring some of the best quarterback play of all time - the 93rd Grey Cup. Read on! GAME BACKGROUND Date: November 27th, 2005 Venue: BC Place, Vancouver, BC Attendance: 59,157 Edmonton Eskimos fast facts: Season record: