Eventual Balls Thoughts IV

ballsofsteelandfury - March 11, 2020March 9, 2020

Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let's talk about them. *** DFO Banner Tournament! The big news this week was that the Banner Tournament is back! Like the McRib, this is an annual event whose return is eagerly anticipated. As the swallows return

Eventual Balls Thoughts III

ballsofsteelandfury - March 4, 2020March 2, 2020

Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let's talk about them. *** tWBS' Next Car As we read in last week's post, (Never mind THIS week's post) Dave has decided to tell tWBS to fuck right off. Dave, of course, being tWBS' pickup

Eventual Balls Thoughts II

ballsofsteelandfury - February 26, 2020February 24, 2020

Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let's talk about them. *** Psych Marathon I'm currently in the middle of re-watching every single episode of Psych from beginning to end, in order. I started this endeavour at the beginning of the year and

Your Wednesday Evening Catwalk Post

Beerguyrob - February 19, 2020February 19, 2020

120

NFL News: Greg Olsen has signed a one-year deal with the Seahawks. Continuing the heritage of greats like Franco Harris, Jerry Rice & Sebastian Janikowski, who all signed one-year deals with Seattle before retiring & going to the Hall of Fame. ESPN throws some delightful shade, pointing out that Russell

Eventual Balls Thoughts

ballsofsteelandfury - February 17, 2020February 15, 2020

This is a new series I figured I'd write to tide you over until teh Hippo comes back with his juicy NFL insights in the fall. I'll recap the week that was in DFO and offer up some additional insights and ASSertions. Let's get to it. I'd like to start off

Story Time with Fozz: A Place that I Love As Much as Bourbon

*Not A* Sponsored Post

jjfozz - February 12, 2020

About a year ago, a dumb shit friend backed into my car and screwed up the bumper and hood. He didn’t want to report because his son was getting on his insurance. Fine. No problem. So this guy, we’ll call him “Dumb Fuck Jeep Driver,” sends me to this body shop.

Your “IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!” Superb Owl Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 2, 2020February 2, 2020

1537

There's much talk of drinkling and fooding in the early thread so I know that everyone is doing it right proper today. The forty-five minutes I spent on the elliptical (god, I hate that motherfucker) won't even begin to justify the calories that I'll be absorbing through the day but

Primer Sexy Sábado de Fútbol de 2020

ballsofsteelandfury - January 18, 2020January 18, 2020

168

Hoy tenemos muchas noticias de las ligas de los países donde se habla español. Por eso, vamos a empezar hablando en este bello lenguaje. Y vamos a empezar en España, donde el líder de la competencia ha cambiado de técnico. ¿Qué? / pone el dedo en el oído Fiiiiine! Y'all should really learn a second

Balls on…The College Football Playoff

ballsofsteelandfury - December 31, 2019December 30, 2019

We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don't think everyone is happy. This is where I usually come in. Let's just say the Balls-Signal went out. As usual, I will come in and either fix things or make them worse with everyone complaining about

Balls on… Miss Universe

ballsofsteelandfury - December 16, 2019December 15, 2019

Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole concept of a beauty pageant is, in my opinion, akin to the concept of a college football national champion being crowned by secret votes and

Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight

ballsofsteelandfury - November 1, 2019October 31, 2019

Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the "home" crowd had a healthy mix of away fans and people in town with nothing to do. It was a good game for a bit and then

The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3

ballsofsteelandfury - October 31, 2019October 30, 2019

The title of this episode was "Guilt Ridden" but it really should have been "White Ashley's Ass Comes Out". There will be a screenshot and I will scour the Internet for gifs. It's.... something. Episode 3 aired on Thursday night last week when the Minnesota Vikings beat the