Libertine, Chatham Arch. 2:47 am, February 28th, 2017 Stepping in from the biting cold where his head was exposed to the incessant rain that surely planned to torment him through this week's work trip, James Cook could only imagine how much of a glowing red beacon his balding head would be at a place like
Offseason stories
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 1
[10:05 AM, Interior of Dave, The 5, heading south] tWBS: I thought you said we had to stick to the yellow. balls: Yes. tWBS: So, why are we heading south on I-5? balls: The 5. tWBS: I-5! balls: The 5. tWBS: Look, it's part of the United States Interstate Highway system created by the Federal-Aid Highway Act
In Search of a Goddess – Prologue
[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS's masturb.....errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It's time. tWBS: Time for what? Dude I was just in the middle of masturb.....errrrrr, sleeping. Man on Phone: Just pack a bag and get out here. It's time. tWBS: Time for wh.... CLICK tWBS: Dammit - Three Days later, tWBS sits
Better Know A Guy Who’s Going To Screw Up Your Franchise For The Next 2-4 Years: Aftermath Edition
Whelp, the NFL Head Coaching Carousel appears to have come to a screeching halt with Kyle Shanahan's coronation as 49er's head "coach". Unless, of course, Jim Irsay reawakens from one of his quaalude-induced power naps and drops the hammer on Chuck Pagano. So: who is going to be the albatross around
Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week Extra Day” Monday Evening and also Tuesday Morning Open Thread
2017 Fade in: Int. Buffalo Wild Wings, Wichita, KS, 9:30 pm. Patrons stare at the screen, in disbelief or joy at what they had just witnessed. Under the table Winston's feet made convulsive movements. He had not stirred from his seat, but in his mind he was running, swiftly running, he was with the crowds
That’s it.
Author's Note: I wrote this in the wee hours of Monday morning after being rightfully PISSED OFF about Sunday's game. I've sat on it and spent all of Monday trying to cool down and get some perspective. I'm re-reading it on Monday night to see if I want to take
CrimeBeat!: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!?! Edition
Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Beauty, Longing, and a Hammock: My trip to Rio, the Land of The Asses
Rio de Janeiro is one of the most beautiful cities I have ever been lucky enough to visit. Check that. The locale is the most beautiful place in the world in which to place a city. As my plane was landing oh so many years ago, all I could think
Camp Bodies
Offseason #Content: Brock or Mark
So let's get right to it. Brock Osweiler signed a 4-year, $72 million contract with the Houston Texans in March. Three days later, to fill the void in their quarterback depth chart (which included all of Trevor Siemian for a weekend), the Denver Broncos acquired Mark Sanchez from the Philadelphia Eagles for
