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Goddess II – Episode 5
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said…
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At The Movies VII – Hard Ticket to Hawaii
[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Downstairs Bathroom, 2:15 AM] Balls is sitting on the toilet, watching live AFL and…otherwise involved. Suddenly, he hears a knock on…
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Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open….. tWBS: Holee… Leticia: …Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya.…
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Offseason Qb Interviews! – Miami edition.
Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I’ve been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play…
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Goddess II – Episode 3
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes…the OBfP. But…
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Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.
I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to…
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DFO University – Sex 2
Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class! LOVE the enthusiasm, but let’s hold all questions until later. Yes, Ms. Spears,…
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Goddess II – Episode 2
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for…
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Goddess II – Episode 1
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we’re actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to…
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Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.
It’s hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated…