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Offseason QB Interviews! – Denver edition.
Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no…
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Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles…. balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has…
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Welcome to the DFO Off-season!!
Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied…
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Offseason QB Interviews! – San Francisco Edition.
Alright, third time lucky I am sure with all the optimism in San Francisco that the dysfunction will have left the facility. /Arrives at…
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Offseason QB Interviews! Seattle edition.
Ah Seattle, I love this city, sure there is a bunch of hipsters with mismatching clothing so even since Alaska Air lost my bags…
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Offseason QB Interviews! Oakland Edition
It is a dreary day in Oakland as I arrive at the ‘international’ airport. I can’t help but notice that this seems like a…
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CrimeBeat!: Detroit Lions Season Preview Edition
(Puts on Vince Mancini hat, dusts off Armond White’s seminal work, “Ethnic Frisson: Pretentiously Overbearing Pontification in Mid-Pre-Post-Modern Cinematic TruthBombing”) I am continually fascinated…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”
Tonight’s Episode: “Special Sauce” The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”
Tonight’s episode: “Model Behaviour” The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”
Tonight’s Episode: “Errant Balls” It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this…