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ballsofsteelandfury - July 6, 2020July 5, 2020

Eventual Balls Thoughts today turns 21! While that's usually a momentous occasion in a young post's life, the truth is that Eventual Balls Thoughts has been drinking for years. This reminds me of Young Balls and how early he got started with the drinking. Balls' parents were very good

Eventual Balls Thoughts XX

ballsofsteelandfury - June 29, 2020June 28, 2020

Inspired by Sharkbait's Friday drinking posts, I got myself a bottle of gin and started experimenting with some gin cocktails. The first one I made, as is tradition, was the Gin and Tonic. First impression: Gin is a very refreshing liquor! I was honestly not expecting that. I should

Eventual Balls Thoughts XIX

ballsofsteelandfury - June 22, 2020June 22, 2020

I cannot more emphatically endorse the latest posts from Senor Weaselo on Marble Racing. OMG you guys, you have to check them out! The videos are a lot of fun and the announcer is really good at making the action interesting. It's part art vérité, part satire, and

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 15, 2020June 12, 2020

Eventual Balls Thoughts turns 18 today! You know what that means! We're Barely Legal! I would normally embed a picture here, but there is absolutely nothing I can embed that won't get me in trouble. I recommend using Incognito Mode to find a suitable image you would associate

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

I worked four out of the five days last week at home. It's wonderful. I can really get used to it. I do have to wake up early, as usual. However, I do not have to: Get out of bedPut pants onDrive on crowded freeways and streets to work Actually, I am

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 1, 2020May 29, 2020

So, how was everyone's week? /checks news Never mind. Let's just rejoice in the fact we have this site to keep us entertained and laughing. *** The Week in DFO Here are the things I read in DFO this week that reminded me how much I love this site: [clicks on the site provided]As

Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 27, 2020

At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going to make fun of his tiny car? His floppy shoes? It just doesn’t work.” Similarly, we’ve run through all the stand-up specials, animated sitcoms, obscure British 90s

Eventual Balls Thoughts XV

ballsofsteelandfury - May 25, 2020May 23, 2020

So, that was a week, wasn't it? It was a very strange, surreal, sad, and something other that starts with an S week. However, by the end, it was also sweet. Wait, that starts with an S too! The reaction on this site to the events of last week makes

Eventual Balls Thoughts XIV

ballsofsteelandfury - May 18, 2020May 17, 2020

Both NASCAR and the Bundesliga returned this weekend! Finally, it seems we are slowly getting back to a semblance of what used to be. Granted, these events happened without fans and we won't be seeing fans attending sporting events anytime soon, but it was nice to see some live

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 11, 2020May 9, 2020

DATELINE: May 11, 2020 LOCATION: Somewhere in Southern California I was out and about on Friday due to work. In California, construction is considered "essential", so I was out there driving the half empty freeways going from site to site doing bid walks. One of the jobs was out by

We need a Post! Saturday Open Thread!

litre_cola - May 9, 2020

Good morning! I realized we have lost our Hippo to Championship Manager 2020 so here is an abbreviated Open thread. I still have things to say SO STRAP IN, or just skip the words like most do when I start talking! Hope everyone is safe and if you are in Georgia

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 4, 2020May 2, 2020

Holy shit we're in May already! And today just happens to be Star Wars Day! I don't have really much to say today. Apparently, Amazon Prime only had the Bond films included for the month of April. It looks like it was the same thing for the Pluto