The “Is This Thing On?” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - April 11, 2021April 12, 2021

I thought I'd be a good boy and prep this early, in case the ongoing technical issues crop up & prevent my access. (Stupid Al Gore's internet always freezing out Canadian access.) For those who care, tonight is Night Two of Wrestlemania. I don't know how many of you are active fans

A Saturday Evening Open Thread

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - April 10, 2021

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The title is apropos, since I'm not sure there won't be a second Open Thread that pops up from some online folder. As Sharkbait adequately defined, we've been having some server issues 'round these parts, so we thank you all for your patience as we work through them. Internet Dad is doing

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hello, IT

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - April 9, 2021

Happy Friday! As I write this, the website is still broken. The issue lies with the hosting provider, and hopefully they can get their heads out of their asses and un-fuck the site. On to happier things, this week’s drink. I wanted to do something out of the Please Don’t tell

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 6 & 7 Recap and Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - April 6, 2021April 4, 2021

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! As you know, we've had technical difficulties, so tonight's Open Thread captures what happened in Episode 6 and in Episode 7. Don't worry, they've REALLY milked the episodes, so we didn't miss much. *** What Happened? The Boys got their bonfire. There

Your Easter Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 4, 2021April 4, 2021

It's the third day of a (Canadian) four-day weekend. So, did I get to go drinking? Did I get to kick up my feet & watch movies? Did I at least get to go hiking with the dogs? We have been "cleaning" all weekend. Some contractors came in to remove the popcorn ceiling from

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Can We Fix It?

Sharkbait - April 2, 2021April 2, 2021

Yes we can! Or, at least it is in the process of being fixed. The powers that be ARE working on this as we speak. Turns out, years of dick jokes in the backlog really inflate the size of a website. Who knew? Anyway, hopefully you are reading this, and I

Sexy Friday, Last Friday of March 2021 edition

ballsofsteelandfury - March 26, 2021March 25, 2021

Try as you might, you kids didn't get the song puzzle last week, so I am re-running the songs to see if you get it this time. The first hint was handed out in the comments last week: The songs and the pictures are related. I will give two

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Audience Participation

Sharkbait - March 26, 2021March 26, 2021

Leave it to New England to change seasons in a manner of weeks. It was a week ago when there was snow in the forecast, and today it touched 72 degrees. This is totally normal and not at all related to climate change right? Anyway This week’s drink comes from commenter Dunstan.

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 5 Recap and Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - March 23, 2021March 21, 2021

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! Let's get right to it! *** What Happened? The Boys got their bonfire. Eliminations. Threesome. Girls got a new bonfire. Yes, you read that correctly. There was a threesome. Surprise surprise, it involved Kendal and Alexcys. Let's get to it. *** Was

Sexy Friday, Belated St. Patrick’s Day edition

ballsofsteelandfury - March 19, 2021March 14, 2021

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We didn't really have a St. Patrick's Day last year and we didn't have one again this year. Not that I'm that big a fan of drinking overpriced green beer and eating "Irish" food, but it, like Cinco De Mayo and Halloween, is an Americanized bastardization meant to get

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: We’ve Hit Oil

Sharkbait - March 19, 2021March 19, 2021

Well, the warm weather didn't last very long. It's currently snowing once again, and I'm over it. I like winter, but I'm much more of a summer/beach person so I have no use for snow after January1st. It's nice and seasonal up until then, but come the new year? Keep

Your Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Ep 4 Recap and Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - March 16, 2021March 16, 2021

Welcome back to the Tuesday Temptation Island Talk Open Thread! Let's get right to it! *** What Happened? Kendal boned Alexcys. That much is obvious. As to where he boned her (besides his bedroom) is unknown. However, unless he employed the rarely-used missionary-anal technique, I'm guessing it was the traditional location.