God DAMN, boys! It's training camp time, my favorite time of the year! And this year, camp is gonna be campier than one of those John Waters movies! Now, because of my employment with ESPN and the network's 100% Shouty Bullshit committment, I'm contractually prohibited from giving any legitimate analysis. Fortunately, my
Open Threads
Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24
Midsummer Miserable Musings – Open Thread
The exciting and sexy teams are our of the Women's European Euros, so we are back to "square root of fuckall" status. Here is a conversation topic you may consider, or ignore altogether. It finds genesis in the following song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FTvnbTuIKU Pondering my favoUrite lyric...what IS the last classic rock band's last solid
Sexy Friday – 20250718
TGIF! As you read this I'm going deaf standing next to the starting line at the drag strip. Remember to wear earplugs at loud events, folks. Your future old self will thank you. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of cars, let's learn about a couple failed ones. Brigs & Stratton Hybrid (1980) That's right,
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Things That Suck
Panic! At The Benzodiazepine Factory: Tuesday Open Thread
Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24
I'm going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter T: Titties (obvio) Toreos (specifically, the structures) Touchdowns (which I'll miss this year...) Trains Tushies Tacos Television (even if it's now over Internet) Tantalizing (the adjective) Tee times Trips Themes The The I could go on. However, I
Onward, Perverts! Open Thread
Some really beautiful squadrons (Iceland, Belgium) have sadly gone home. But others remain, lining up to eventually be throttled by Spain. Speaking of Spain, they finally quit playing with their Italian food yesterday, so Nor-vay gets a pass. Neutral Milk Hotel will instead be Spain's quarterfinal victim. Our Valkyries get Italy, who
Sexy Friday – 20250711
TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning. First of all, those updates are supposed to only be applied on Saturday night, and secondly, and most importantly, that update shouldn't fucking cripple the server.
