The Once and Future King Laserface: Tuesday Open Thread

Open Threads

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 9, 2025December 9, 202544

Fuck me sideways, boys and girls, everything old is new again! Phillip Goddamned Rivers is rejoining the Colts! As a player! Rivers, last seen losing to the Most Glorious Buffalo Bills in the 2020(!) playoffs, has been signed to the Indianapolis practice squad in the wake of Daniel Jones' right Achilles noping

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 9, 2025December 8, 202554

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is: Somehow still in the

East Meets West: Your Monday Night Special

scotchnaut - December 8, 2025263

This year just keeps getting better and better-as Hippo(?) noted we have the Chiefs finally getting their comeuppance, Belichick taking a weekly bath in humiliation and Notre Dame getting hung out to dry. (those teary-eyed Irish-backers making excuses left and right for the team not going to a lesser bowl is

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2025 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - December 8, 2025December 7, 202569

On this last weekemd of byes, you have to truly appreciate the depth and breadth of Bring out yer DED!! across The Shield's domain. God bless our violent, national obsession. That said, the Ratbirds suck and have no idea how time works (they also kinda got screwed, but they get no excuses),

Houston Going To Play For Real Stakes?

scotchnaut - December 7, 2025December 7, 2025153

They could very will nudge the Chiefs out of the playoffs with a win here. Are they capable? Let's take an ill-informed look. To The Game! Texans/Chiefs: -K.C. is in "do or die" mode and they have to face that defensive front that fears no one. "Not Good, Bob!" -These fellas met twice last

You Want A Division Tussle? Pick One.

DFOing Good

scotchnaut - December 7, 2025December 7, 2025121

If there are only going to be three fixtures they might as well be relevant and that's the scenario here. Let's take a looky-loo. To The Games! Broncos/Raiders: If both Denver and New England win out the former has the tie-breaker advantage. No matter how the seeding falls they'll be a tough out

Your Sunday Feast Commences…

scotchnaut - December 7, 2025214

The teams on bye are the Pats, Giants, Niners and Panthers. We only have 4 more weeks after this one and what with PARITY rearing it's ugly head a few of these tilts actually matter. To The Games! Seahawks/Falcons: If things fall a certain way Seattle could end up being the NFC's #1

6 Dec 2025 JV NFL Night Threaderino

King Hippo - December 6, 2025December 5, 2025185

Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives. Fightin' Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox) No chaos here, thought maybe if Indiana loses, they will plummet all the way down to the THREE SEED oh noes!! But the Brockys

2025 Conference Championship Sabado

King Hippo - December 6, 2025December 5, 2025127

Welcome and ahoy, despite 90% of the playoff drama being all settled, we still have a few matchups to highlight. Plus, two MOAR this evening! We'll miss this slop when it's gone... Original Recipe Big Love (+12.5) v. Guns Up!! at JerralWorld (Noon, ABC) Now THIS is the real chaos fixture. Should

Sexy Friday – 20251205

Mr. Ayo - December 5, 2025December 5, 202541

TGIF! Hey, it's December. How festive! Word Count Filler Time Here's a guide to some museums in USA. Museum Of Bad Arts Location: Dedham, MA MOBA opened in 1993 in someone's basement. It has since relocated to the Dedham Community Theater, in a room just outside the men's room. Most pieces are from thrift stores