Last One Up, Turn Off The Lights

scotchnaut - November 2, 2025November 2, 2025176

To The Game! Seahawks/Commies: -Seattle's got a one-trick pony that you must account for. Rook wr Tory Horton doesn't get many targets per game but has scored a TD in three of four tilts that he's played. And 55% of his routes are verticals. He opens up the middle for his buddy. -That

Let’s Do It Again

scotchnaut - November 2, 2025November 2, 2025168

Only three games on the docket and there's not much to choose from. To The Games! Jags/Raiders: Someone has to play in this spot and I guess it's the Jags and Raiders. Jax is one game over .500 as their middling offense (15th) and defense (21st) would indicate. Brady's Raiders are already playing

Your Sloppy First Slate

scotchnaut - November 2, 2025324

As promised, I'm completely hungover and this intro will be trash. The teams on bye are Browns, Jets, (excellent combo!) Eagles and Bucs. To The Games! Bears/Bengals: Maybe stream rook tight end Loveland in this spot? Cincy's D is a known trashterpiece that gives up more yards to that position than any other

1 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread

King Hippo - November 1, 2025October 30, 2025308

MOAR GAMES, demand teh ppls! South Cakalaky (+12.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Real talk, y'all. This slate ain't great. But maybe Johnny Reb sleepwalks a bit, what with all the Koach Kliff Khaos?? Steerfuckers North (+2.5) at Tennessee (7:30, ABC) This is the actual, watchable game. Winner clings to the leaky playoff lifeboat,

November Spawned 2025 Footy Thread

King Hippo - November 1, 2025October 30, 202595

Good Christ, no matches today until...fucking ELEVEN??? Even then, the action is...not great, Bob! At least Mighty Whitey get an easy win (Wolves are sub-Jest calibre), and we see if the King's Afrikan Water Pistols manage MOAR than their usual 1-nil over Boo-urnley. Everton don't play until Monday night. Huzzah. Paedo State (+20.5)

Sexy Friday – 20251031

Mr. Ayo - October 31, 2025October 31, 2025169

TGIF! DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Also, is anyone else excited for the start of the NBA Cup tonite? Certainly nothing else of import is on this evening. Word Count Filler Time Let's talk about doctors. Wait, let's talk about patients. First: Puppies! Interested in botox injections and wrinkle-reductions? Too bad

2025 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 31, 2025October 31, 20257

The people in my office are respective Bills and Lions fans. They both seem to be happy about how their season is going. So that's good. I wonder what it must be like a manage a dude who, for example, is just all into the Miami Dolphins? Cubicle all decked

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Mexican Apple

Sharkbait - October 31, 2025October 31, 202516

Happy Friday and Happy Halloween! I'm absolutely leaning into fall this week. Once again, when this time of year rolls around, I go hard into mixing apple cider into drinks and this week is no different. I decided to try my hand at an apple cider margarita, inspired by the

Your Halloween Eve NFL Football Game Thread

scotchnaut - October 30, 2025October 30, 2025154

Will there be tons of shots of "oh-so-crazy" fans adorned in costumes in the stands? You bet your "Sexy Ref" outfit there'll be! Flotsam and Jetsam: -WTH Broncos?: Is there a severe shortage of viable tight ends out there in the marketplace? Denver signed 41 year-old Mercedes Lewis. For what? He was

CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Semifinals

The Maestro - October 30, 2025October 28, 202530

We made it! The playoffs are here! It's one of my favourite times of year for football; with most of my backyard leaves down relatively early this year, I should have more time and space to watch football than I have in years previous. Now if only I can deal