Tag: DOOR FLIES OPEN

Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)

Beastmode Ate My Baby -
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Scene: The Platinum International Gym.  Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist.  Like others who are elite among the DFO, he wears his original "KSK" patch. Horatio Cornblower:  Ohm...ohm... Just then OSZ comes peddling up the drive, with Covalent Blonde on the handlebars of

Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp

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[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain's Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR Mateys! Welcome to Captain Warren Sapp's 2015 Tampa Bay Bucs preview! I'm ye scurvy dawgs Captain, Warren Sapp. Joining me in this parlay as always is my faithful

Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)

Beastmode Ate My Baby -
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Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps the notepad out of PK's hand. Covalent Blonde: Get a God Damn Snack! PK scurries off to the kitchen, where he can be heard rooting through the refrigerator. [DOOR

There’s Something Rotten in Ashburn

Sometimes I wonder if selling your soul is worth it
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Interior: [*Redacted] s Park. A dark shadowy figure lurks behind a desk, but not an ordinary desk. A dark, foreboding, and imposing desk that has been modified to be only 5/8 as large as a normal desk but with 175% of the arrogance.  A small but shadowy figure is perched behind

Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 1)

Beastmode Ate My Baby -
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Scene:  F.B.I. Headquarters.  Inside several agents are meeting with local law enforcement about a new gang taking the country by storm. FBI Director:  So, men, tell me what you've got on these...what are their names again? Agent #1: Door Flies Open, sir.  We have no idea what it means. Agent #2:  But we

Mad MaKSK: A Furious DFOde

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[Photoshops and writing help from Mike Wallace And Gromit]   (A hot summer sun is rising over the wasteland, and while the misery of life after the end remains, something is in the air--today is different, and feeling this shift, a brainless beast emerges from its cave) THE BEN: HAAARF! THE BEN HAVE

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL
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/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning.  I am here to talk about the NFL team known as the Green Bay Packers for 2015.  I forgot my notes, but what do I really need to say?  It’s

Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview

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Because you're a discerning group, I've assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC East, my Philadelphia Eagles.¹ Please welcome Philadelphia native and Matron Saint Suzy Kolber, Super Bowl loser and noted telestrator Ron Jaworski, and frequent WIP caller Ant'ny from