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MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER
Don’t you love when white men solve racism on their own? It’s a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying…
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Divisional Weekend Eve! Live Thread
Ah, the night before the NFL’s second round. The night before NFL’s Elite Eight is eventually dwindled to its Final Four. Hopes, dreams, and…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 17)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. There’s a large tarp over the huge hole in the wall. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, still grinning and immobile,…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 16)
The scene: An old, possibly haunted, house. A taxi pulls up out front and JJ Fozz, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle get out. JJ Fozz:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 15)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the DFOers are recovering from New Year’s Eve. Moosemas Gorilla is passed out on the floor with a…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Beer. Remember, for all your holiday needs, there’s Beer.…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 1)
Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting…