It Ends Tonight! Titans @ Patriots Divisional Open Thread

Don T - January 13, 2018January 13, 2018

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2015 was Mariota’s rookie season and the Titans finished 3-13, being shredded by Johnny Manziel in the process. How times change; now Tennessee stands to be destroyed by Tom Brady on his ascension to Unparalleled Excellence. That’s forward progress even Jeff Tripplette can’t deny. Last Saturday the Titans won its first

The 9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1

Duchess - September 15, 2015September 15, 2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Dez Bryant's broken foot, Josh McNown's Head, and Terrell Suggs torn Achilles. Second Circle (Lust) – Jamis Winston. The rookie QB showdown was great they combined for 7 touchdowns thrown... 5 of them were to Titan players and one of those 5 was thrown by Winston. Winston and

A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan

WCS - September 8, 2015September 8, 2015

FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN' FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF YOU FACKS! [dips entire can of Skoal Wintergreen] [[spits juice on passerby seven-year-old wearing a Yankees hat]] THESE WARLD WIDE LEADAH FACKS OWAH NUTHAN MOAH THAHN GOODELL CROHHNIES HIHHAHD

9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

Duchess - August 19, 2015August 19, 2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White's shin - Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say "Yeah but look what ODB did in New York" Second Circle (Lust) – Brandon Weeden - Know what it takes to make a drunken party boy look

The Sketch of Tomlin Braday

Duchess - August 13, 2015August 13, 2015

What you are about to read is the story of one handsome, innocent young man's moral corruption, and eventual downfall. We begin our tale in the a study in a mansion on the outside suburbs of Boston, when painter/starting quarterback Drew Bledsoe and his close friend, Grumble Lord Belichick, are

It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy II – Are the Boston Globe Emails Real?

Duchess - August 6, 2015August 6, 2015

I know I am beating a dead horse here, but there are some serious flaws in the email chain the Boston Globe has been discussing. Grab those tinfoil hats folks. Email One - Sean Sullivan I have questions on the authenticity of the emails that were allegedly given to the Boston Globe.

It’s a K-O-N-Spiracy I!

Duchess - August 6, 2015August 6, 2015

I was pulling half of my "Great Ram Conspiracy" out of my gigantic ass. It looks like I am not that far off. Here let's dissect UponBlueReview's hottest taek from SI.com. This ENTIRE Fiasco Was A FRAME JOB Started by John Harbaugh when Tom Brady told him to "Learn the Rule

Filling in the Cracks

NFL News

Duchess - August 5, 2015August 5, 2015

As this site is picking up steam, it's easy to let things fall through the cracks. So whip out that caulk and fill those gaps. Ravens - The Ravens have denied reports that they were the ones who tipped off the Colts who in turn tipped off the NFL execs about

Preview Parade: New England Patriots

Team Previews

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 3, 2015

picture credit: John Defreest So I am not a Patriots fan. At the time we divvied these previews up, DFO did not have a Resident Pats Fan- even our abject depravity has its limits. http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/209832_f260.jpg Not many limits, but they do exist As a Bills fan, I am therefore faced with several options as