It's a majestic day in Los Angeles. The sun glints off the glass of the Beverly Hills Plaza Hotel, renown for its plush terrycloth bathrobes and hospitality for reporters doing profiles of enigmatic pop stars. Gracefully but unobtrusively, a young man walks in with a hat and sunglasses in an
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Your “Those Aren’t The Bears You’re Looking For” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty slow day today, most likely still a Week 1 hangover combined with horror at tomorrow's Jets-Bills color-rush game. So the Thread is up early to help give everyone someplace to chat/rant/prognosticate. NFL Notes: Justice for Cam! For their questionable hits in last Thursday's game, Darian Stewart was fined $18000
Your 2016 Half-Assed Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
Yes, you will be shocked and amazed that it took three full-grown adults (and I say the word "adult" in the most sarcastic way possible) to put this together. To be fair, there are REASONS! Mainly one of us not named Balls or Sill put one past the goalie, got his wife
Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night's fiasco. All they've got is a short piece on the need to replace the field, without laying any direct blame for last night. in follow-up, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! RGIII has been named the pre-season starter for the
Your “28 Days = 4 Weeks = 1 Lunar Cycle” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: (& Crimebeat! primer) former Viking & Seahawk Tavaris Jackson has been charged with aggravated assault & uttering threats, which will no doubt strain the ability of Hawks management to offer him a new contract. current Jags linebacker Dan Skuta was arrested & charged with first-degree misdemeanour battery in Orlando. He was
2016 U.S. Open Primer
STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy the golf. No, just kidding. Today marks the start of the year's second golf major, our national championship, the US Open. It's second of the four annual biggest events on the golf calendar, and has an earned reputation as being the "toughest test in golf." That is most
Copa America 2016: Group C, Venezuela
Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread
Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here's a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor's appointments, picking the wifey back up, filling new prescriptions, getting a much needed haircut, installing my parents' third printer since September (seriously, guys?!), picking up said scripts, and
