Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: John Spano

The Maestro - April 1, 2021April 1, 2021

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! The NFL Draft is coming up soon, of course, but for others, April means the return of baseball and start of playoffs in the NHL and NBA. It's a weird year thanks to the fallout of

Hockey and Hooch Thursday night open thread

litre_cola - January 14, 2021January 14, 2021

Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed, poorly researched, barely thought about, quarter assed post for you. Get well soon BeerGuyRob Here at DFO we quizzed the masses** and asked what drink would you

The Miami Dolphins at the Bye

Wakezilla - October 2, 2019

Hello everyone! Welcome to the Dolphins at the bye—also known as the one week where Miami can’t lose on the field. I’m your host, Wakezilla. Since this diarrhea-inside-a-dumpster-fire-outside-of-an-abortion-clinic season is going according to plan, there isn’t much to talk about, except for two positive stories: Raekown McMillan has turned into an

Boots on the Ground – Sharkbait’s New York Adventures

Sharkbait - November 21, 2018November 20, 2018

Part 1: A Friends Affair I try to make it down to New York every year for a hockey game. Mrs. Sharkbait and I started discussing the idea of packaging a Giants game in the same weekend. We decided it wasn’t right that I’ve been to a Giants game and she

Your “Perfect Day For A Quiet Friend” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 30, 2017April 30, 2017

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Random thoughts for a Sunday afternoon: Awful nice of John Elway to draft the nephew of the only QB with more Super Bowl losses than him. as Mr. Irrelevant, Chad Kelly will get a celebration in SoCal, promoted by Paul Salata. SBNation has a good write-up about the whole Mr. Irrelevant.

Your “Wait, Ottawa has an NHL team?” Playoff Preview

The Maestro - April 12, 2017April 11, 2017

"What’s that? Ah — Playoffs? Don’t talk about — playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game." I found myself quoting Jim Mora a lot at the end of last season, when my beloved Ottawa Senators missed the playoffs for the second time in

Your “Wales vs Belgium/Free Agent Frenzy” Friday Morning Open thread

DFOing Good

Wakezilla - July 1, 2016

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Sorry for the interruption buddies, but, I would like to wish all you mother Canuckers out there a Happy Canada Day! Please rise for Canada's official national anthem. Here's a quick history lesson of how Canada came about: After numerous drunken conferences--our Fathers of Confederation loved to get hammered so much that Sir

“Well, what now SMRT guy?” A Slightly Late NHL Second Round Preview

Beerguyrob - April 30, 2016April 30, 2016

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On the heels of Anaheim coach Bruce Boudreau being fired on Friday morning, comes the draft-delayed second round preview of the Stanley Cup playoffs that I in no way amended after Friday night's results. I went 6-8 with my opening round predictions, so let's see if I can keep the