Well, those were two games, weren't they? So far, this tourney has gone straight chalk. Not one upset to be had and not one game within ten points. The funny part is that both Saturday games were close at the half, teasing us with the promise of actual entertaining second half football.
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Happy New Sexy Friday!
I'm telling you, I have a really good feeling about 2017. I don't know why, but I am unusually optimistic about this year. I am ready to leave behind everything that happened in 2016 and move on to something better and brighter. Already, we have had the return of Sherlock to
Everyone on the Internet is wrong: A Balls Wild Card Preview
As you already know, we have four games this weekend. That much there is no argument about. As to who will win, that's where we get into a bit of a gray area. How gray? Despair not, dear friends, as I'm here to dispel Wild Card myths. I'm also here to
Missmember
The Internet is a wonderful weird place that has led me down many interesting rabbit holes. I just got out of one thanks to this article in the New Statesman. It's worth a click, but the main gist is that there are certain commonly accepted facts that are, upon review, totally
[DFO] So Cal Meetup: The Bruery
Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you to take time out of each day and give yourself a treat. You deserve it! With this crazy busy life, and specially the impending holiday season,
Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit
October 17, 2016 - INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as it could have. We may even have you back on the field after the Patriots game! Ben: Please address me as Herr Benjamin Todd Röthlisberger, mein lieber doktor. Dr. Jim:
“What’s that smell?” and other Balls Thoughts
Our own Hippo has been in a bit of a funk lately, so I thought I'd give it a shot to fill the void Let's get going! Panthers 23 - Saints 20 Fuck you very much Drew Brees and Cam Newton! Like my fantasy football season wasn't down the shitter already, you decide
Your LA Rams Bye Week Update
Well, here we are fresh off a loss in London to the New York Giants. What can we say about these Rams? In my Rams Preview, I predicted the Rams would be 3-4 at this point. Their record so far? 3-4. Granted, it didn't go exactly as planned. This table will
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week 2 (Semifinals)
Imagine my surprise when I woke up on Friday morning and saw that the Western Bulldogs were within a point of the Hawthorn Hawks at Half Time. I thought, "Damn, the Doggies actually have a chance!" What happened afterwards, what happened the next day, and much more on Welcome to Balls
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 23 (Last of the Regular Season)
You know, they say every end is a new beginning and I certainly subscribe to this theory. As much as I dislike that one Semisonic song, they do have a point. Maybe one day I will write a jjfozz-type hate-filled diatribe about this song and video, but I don't have the
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 20
This week, I met DFO's very own BFC, BrettFavresColonoscopy, for a quick drink prior to him getting on a plane for what must have been his fifth flight in a week. Totally cool dude and if you East Coasters ever decide to do a meetup somewhere in the Acela corridor,