Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Baked Ziti or Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

laserguru - February 21, 2016

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Hey everybody! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. I'm going to try and make this a semi-regular feature again now that the NFL season is over. Results may vary but I will try. Today I'm going to bring you something both delicious and absolutely clinically insane to make, baked ziti but this

“What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball!”

laserguru - February 11, 2016

Just like that the offseason hits. It's a long motherfucker too. The draft is 76 days away, training camp is half a fucking year away. This is what you sign up for when you become a fan of the NFL. The longest offseason in all of sports. You need a diversion,

Superb Owl Food Suggestions.

laserguru - February 6, 2016

Greetings and Happy Football Game Eve! I wanted to do a real quick cheap ass knock off of a post in case you are running short on food suggestions for the Big Game Day tomorrow. Some of these recipes are easy some are not and I'm going to throw in some

Super Bowl “L” Predictions: Blake Griffin

laserguru - February 3, 2016February 4, 2016

Hi everyone, I'm NBA All-Star Blake Griffin of the Los Angeles Clippers and I'm here to give my prediction for Super Bo... What was that? No, the Los Angeles CLIPPERS. Yes, they are a real team. No, I'm not mispronouncing "Lakers" we are the "Clippers." We play at the Staples Center and everything. Can

DFO Travelogue: Inglewood CA: Future Home of YOUR LOS ANGELES RAMS!

laserguru - January 31, 2016May 28, 2016

As the resident DFO denizen who lives closest to the Rams new stadium project in Inglewood I thought I would begin a series of stadium construction update posts. On Saturday January 30th I headed a few miles East to the lovely, er uh, scenic? no that's not right either. I

Coach Zimmer Prepares for the Offseason

laserguru - January 14, 2016

{ Interior Vikings team HQ, Eden Prairie Minnesota} Coach Zimmer: "Well, that's about the last of the team interviews. Guess there's nothing left to do but clear out the desk and get the fuck out of here. Goddammit. So fucking close. We did achieve our initial goal of winning the NFC

Year in Review: 2015 as an Acid Flashback

laserguru - January 1, 2016

Jesus, this shit is strong! Hopefully this doesn't lead to one of those horrible introspective nightmares that last 4 hours or so. I need strong drink and music to level this angry bastard out. /lies down //puts on LP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtAHLV7hkXE Holy suffering Christ what a strange year this past one has been. I don't

Christmas Origins: A Heathen Explains.

laserguru - December 25, 2015

For the uninitiated, non-Christian, non-Anglican, or extra terrestrial, Christmas is a seriously weird-ass holiday. In it's current iteration in the U.S. we are, in theory, celebrating the birth of the Christian saviour Jesus Christ by bringing an evergreen tree into the house, decorating it with lights and shiny globes and things,

Christmas Lights: A Discussion

laserguru - December 17, 2015December 17, 2015

To clear the air, I haven't been religious since I was eight years old. I would be an atheist but I don't have the energy for it. Besides, I feel if you take the time to actually have a belief system, it's really not that different than believing in religion. I

Sunday Gravy with yeah right Special Thursday Edition. Carnitas.

Recipes

laserguru - December 10, 2015

Greetings folks! Since the Vikings are playing Arizona on Thursday Night Football I thought I could drop a theme recipe here. The Mexican food throughout the Southwest is notoriously delicious. I live in LA but have traveled to Arizona many times. and I can safely say that Arizona knows what the

Thursday Night NFL Viewers Guide: Who to Root for.

Game Preview

laserguru - December 3, 2015

What: Thursday Night Football, Packers at Lions. Where: Ford field in God forsaken Detroit. When: Thursday night 12-3-15 at 7:25 Flyover State time. Announcers: These two fucking jag-offs. Oh for Christ's sake. Betting Line: Packers -3 and the over/under is 46.5 Key Injuries: Packers: Ty Montgomery - out, Damarious Randall - questionable. Lions: Golden Tate - probable, Lance

This Week in F**k You: The Common Cold.

laserguru - November 20, 2015

In an earlier post this week regarding depression, OSZ stated "Every year around this time" and I couldn't put it more succinctly. I have a shitty, fucking, whole head cold. God this shit sucks. It's around the time of year in California when we go from "Holy shit I love living out here!"