It’s been a long week. Have a corgi.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 10, 2015July 9, 2015

Between Jared Fogle's house being raided for evidence in a child pornography case, Jason Pierre-Paul and C.J. Wilson trying to outdo each other in an impromptu fingerblasting competition*, the Greeks double-faulting their way out of Wimbledon (I am not well-informed about current events right now), Bill Cosby's civil suit testimony being unsealed and

A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Indie Band Names

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WhyEaglesWhy - July 9, 2015

The Pud Tuggers She Gets Hungry Reverting To Savagery The Toilet Protocols Nearly Naked Men Easy Panda Implied Wang Into My Flower Shop [Simpsons Reference] Spicy Korean Style Flaming Wreckage Pretty Men Being Bros Any And All Banalities She Gets Hungry In Alleyways This Righteous Bastard Torch Ablaze Dead Poodle

Human Interest: Local Man Identifies As On Fire

makeitsnowondem - July 9, 2015

Human Interest is an occasional series of stories investigating the whimsical side of our rich and diverse community. News 7 Reporter Sandra Santos: Turn on your television, tune in on your radio, and chances are these days you'll hear people talking about identity. But for one man -- local small appliance repairman

Jared Fogle is a Dick

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Covalent Blonde - July 8, 2015July 8, 2015

Thank you, Jared Fogle. You have proven bias correct. When I look at you, instinctively, I think, “That’s a man who knows a shitload about porn,” and now I know that little voice in me was correct all of this time. I went to grad school at IU. I have personally

A Mostly Straight Male’s Guide to Magic Mike XXL

Old School Zero - July 7, 2015July 6, 2015

[Apologies to every blogger everywhere who has used this format before me] While everyone was suffering through the heat wave and massive crowds to wait for fireworks to go off, I was in a darkened theater laughing until I cried at one of the most entertaining movies I've seen in a

Occasional Puzzle: The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 7, 2015July 7, 2015

EXT. SIERRA NEVADA MOUNTAINS - DAY VOICE: (from inside flaming plane) The door is jammed shut! Someone do something! [FUSELAGE FLIES OPEN] ANDY REID: [bursting through fuselage] Oh yeah! ALEX SMITH: Oh no! Oh no, no, no, no, no. Run, Andy, run! [ANDY and ALEX and several other passenger run away from the flaming wreckage.

More characters from “The Room” seek advice

Old School Zero - July 6, 2015

[Ed. Note--While Johnny was the first to ask for it, the other characters in The Room also (obviously) need help as well. For reasons that will become clear, they didn't make it to print. We've recovered them from the trash bin, however, and now you can read them as well!] Dear Amy: I'm in

KSK Radio: 7-2-15

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 6, 2015July 6, 2015

Apparently a long weekend calls for a long playlist, cause this one's a doozy - 73 songs at this moment. If you're an American and didn't blow your head off with fireworks or get eaten by an alligator, you probably had a pretty great weekend. On the other hand, if

Sunday Gravy with yeah right. Pork Chops: The Power and the Glory

Recipes

laserguru - July 5, 2015

As a hypothetical question I've often asked if you could only consume one type of animal flesh for the rest of your life what would it be? Mine is easy...Panda. Since panda is expensive and a bit difficult to procure I would settle for pork. Goddamn I love me some pig.

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 14

ballsofsteelandfury - July 5, 2015

This was certainly the round of surprises and shock. First and foremost, the thing that shook the AFL to its core was the murder of the Adelaide Crows' coach Phil Walsh late Thursday night/early Friday morning in Australia by his own son in some sort of domestic dispute. The Crows