Seamus made me do this.

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WCS - January 17, 2017

Did I do right? Probably not.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 17, 2017

Antonio Brown Discloses Confidential Information On Social Media To Primary Rival. Trump Names Brown Head Of CIA.

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theeWeeBabySeamus - January 17, 2017

Our Internet Papa hath given us a new toy. And I'm testing it. So shut up.

Your “How Many Colours Can I Produce?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ - first the fever, then the back pain, and now the popping Imodium like Tic-Tacs. If my wife hadn't had it first, I know what her perscription would be: NFL News: Now that the Cowboys season is done - reminder: HAHAHAHAHAH.....LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! - the "number one priority" is trading

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

Breaking News - Door Flies Open Adds New Updates Sidebar - Terribly Written News Updates in 20 Words or Less!

The Reign of the Jackal King Begins

jjfozz - January 17, 2017January 16, 2017

Here we are. The dogs have sprung from their caves, muzzles saturated with blood and baring their sabre sharp teeth that are eager to rend. The Jackal King is a slavering cretin with the heart of a pimp, the soul of a harpy, and the self restraint of Jeffrey Dahmer. Hate drips

2016 Quotables – Divisional Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

Oh man -- we're hitting the home stretch now! With the division round games being substantially better than the wild card weekend product, people actually seem excited about GB/ATL & PIT/N*E. I was actually primed with some non-NFL visuals for you all but then we got some real JANUARY FOOTBALL action

Your “I Guess The Pats Bandwagon Got Bigger” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 16, 2017January 16, 2017

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NFL news: Now that Josh McDaniels has pulled out (hee hee), the favourite for the 49ers head coaching job is Kyle "Not my old man" Shanahan. I'm sure the old man has some time for his boy, to advise on how to wreck a rookie QB. I'm not alone in thinking

Shermander In Chief

Insane Shit

blaxabbath - January 16, 2017January 16, 2017

INT. GEORGIA DOME VISITING TEAM PRESS ROOM – POSTGAME SATURDAY In typical disgust, Seattle Seahawks defensive back RICHARD SHERMAN responds to reporter questions about a Division Round loss to the Atlanta Falcons. Reporters faces show the audience is tense and afraid while SHERMAN is asserting himself and dominating them. A hand in the front row,

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday!

King Hippo - January 16, 2017January 15, 2017

Yes, folks, it's the very last one of these we have left as a free republic. Four MORE days until we'uns a client state of the Kremlin, thanks to racists and dipshits and woman/gay haters, etc. Hey, at least we had two close games yesterday, and one of 'em was

Your “Just Goddamn Your, Goddamn it!” “AFC Division Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 15, 2017January 15, 2017

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Chiefs GM John Dorsey: "Hey Andy, I called you into my office so that we might have a small chat before the game." Reid: "Yes, chef." JD: "Uh, right. Look, the organization has no issues with your results during the regular season. To be honest, I must say 'well done!'." Reid: "As far

Your [sacrifices goat within chalk outline of a pentagram] “THIS WILL BE A CLOSE GAME!” NFC Playoff Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 15, 2017

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/Fox pre-game intro Joe: "The good folks at DFW Ice Creamery were kind enough to provide us with samples of their very delicious products. I chose vanilla. [licks cone lovingly] Mmm, that's so good! Troy, what flavour did you choose? Troy: "You know me, Joe. I'll always choose chocolate when I'm in Dallas. It