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A Selection of Phrases from Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty
Banner Photo Credit: Perth News A Selection of Phrases from (recent-ish) Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty*:…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 17” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your AFL Beat and Thursday Night Open Thread
I know what you’re thinking, but no, the AFL coverage will not end until you all are bought in on Aussie Footy or…
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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread
Good evening and Happy June. I’m writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our…
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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round AFL Recap” Thursday Night Open Thread
Evening. Five posts in one month from this guy? I guess you all can’t get rid of me. This past weekend was the AFL’s…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 16
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your Substitute Sunday Night Open Thread
DonT is off tonight. I can’t remember if it was something about a “deposition” or a “deep position in your mom.” Speaking of, how…
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Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo from MST3K’s twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 15
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Freeform Reflections on Aging” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit: Olivia Dickson Design Yesterday marked my birthday. As one of my old former bosses used to say, it was a double…