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Your “Boots on the Ground 2: Australian Boogaloo” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Rev is off tonight. I’m sure it’s completely unrelated to last night’s tilt featuring his wooly mammals and their LOLjob. That was worth any…
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Your 2023-2024 Chicago Bears Preview
Banner photo from here. 3 posts from me in one week? You’re fucking welcome. What’s that? You have a complaint? What do you mean…
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Are You Ready For Some Football and Boots on the Ground?
Picture originally from here, modified expertly by me Are you ready for some football? Want to be specific about which kind? Because I have…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 20” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “What’s Lying Around” Contentmine and Liver Filling Cocktail of Right Meow
It is HOT AS BALLS in DC right meow (and as a general rule). And like a genius, I biked back from getting a…
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Another Selection of Phrases from Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty
Banner Photo Credit: https://thewest.com.au/sport/afl/greene-powers-giants-to-stunning-comeback-win-over-dogs-c-11426231 A Subsequent Selection of Phrases from (recent-ish) Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty*: Burned…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 19” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your Boots on the Grounds! Thursday Night Open Thread
Happy Thursday! I’m tired, you’re tired, it’s hot out, let’s skip the preamble and get on with it. I did NOT go to the…
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Your “Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 18” 4th of July Edition Slash Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Your “Rotational Thursday With BFC” Open Thread
Banner Photo Credit (And clearly I have no idea what day it is) Last week, Litre teed up a question to me, which is…