Dysfunction and Mediocrity : A [*Redacted] s Bye Week Update

Doktor Zymm - October 30, 2015October 30, 2015

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I Guarantee Green Bay Stays Undefeated this Week

MikeWallaceAndGromit - October 24, 2015

My team is the greatest! What's that? They're on bye? Oh. How about a little mid-season update on them then? The Packers are 6-0 and have the best record in the NFC. Green Bay has started a season 6-0 seven previous times, with the first six times bringing a World Championship. You'll notice

Bears Bye Week Update: In the Deep Deep Woods

Bye Week Updates

BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 22, 2015October 22, 2015

Hey, gang, lots has changed since the experts here at Ye Olde Flying Doore made a bunch of predictions about our favorite teams before the season started. One head coach has already been fired, Cuntler has gone missing, and RGIII is doing worse than Jared. But as my favorite team

Denver Broncos at the Bye – How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Wade Phillips

King Hippo - October 21, 2015October 20, 2015

In his 68th year upon the Earth, Harold Wade Phillips can stand tall and look down upon his vanquished enemies. How d'ya like me now, bitch? Indeed. Throughout his coaching career, the schlubby "Son of Bum" has been oft, and somewhat unfairly, called "son of somethin' else" as each

Dallas At The Bye Week: It’s All Gone Pete Tong

Horatio Cornblower - October 15, 2015October 12, 2015

There's a movie from a few years back called 'It's All Gone Pete Tong', about a DJ who goes deaf and has to figure out how to deal with it. I think I once watched half of it. I liked the half I saw but not enough to ever watch the rest of

The Rams Bye Week Update

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - October 14, 2015

Hey there, fellow Rams fans! Well, fuck you guys. I'm only here until they move, so I can just openly root for my fantasy team in lieu of a jersey. ANYHOO, I'm here to talk about the extremely odd Rams season TO THIS POINT. So, what's gone well, and what hasn't? 2-0

Panthers at the Bye

Bye Week Updates

King Hippo - October 6, 2015October 6, 2015

You just know that PK had the article all drafted, about how much of a mistake it was to give Cam Newton all that guaranteed money. How he'd obviously go "soft" without the contract to play for. Welllll...WOMP WOMP Superman is indeed Superman after all. 4-0 even mostly

Titans Take A Bye Atop Their Division – Preview Update

Bye Week Updates

Don T - September 30, 2015September 30, 2015

Yeah, they are 1-2, same as the other AFC South teams, and the title is technically incorrect if you factor in division and conference record. So temper your Titans fever accordingly, world. The win at Tampa felt too easy to appreciate. Jameis Winston was just terrible, and Mariota threw mostly quick

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - September 30, 2015September 30, 2015

Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone's favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record. Not only have they managed to look good in the process of wins over Pittsburgh, Buffalo, and Jacksonville, they've managed to enrage both Roger Goodell and