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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Boots (Literally) On The Ground Edition

Horatio Cornblower -
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Greetings fellow denizens of the internet.  I am writing this from the glorious metropolis that is Millinocket, ME.  I'm sure it was something before the timber companies all bailed out, but now it's just a place to stay at a relatively cheap hotel before, and after, climbing Mt. Katahdin, Maine's

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 22: Watch the Olympics!

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Seriously, if you're not excited about the Olympics, I feel bad for you! I am an unapologetic Olympics whore. During the workweek, I was watching the women's handball competition. Was I doing it to avoid work or because I love the Olympics so much that I'll watch any random event?

Request Line: En Français…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly -
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER...is actually nowhere to be seen, because he is currently on vacation in Scottsdale, Arizona.  Replacing him at the console is none other than... HUNTER RENFROW: DJ 3000 can you run a highpass filter on input four and then do a Fourier transform on it? There's

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s the Motherf***ing Space Olympics!

Senor Weaselo -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoBQqketHM Because remember, we can't swear on the titles because that would get us flagged as NSFW! Also because space fútbol is well on its way to being TOTALLY CANCELED, considering the earlier tilt which I'm sure hardcore Argentines would call the biggest robbery since the Falklands. My question is (and

AFL Beat 2024 – Round 19 and official start of the Olympics!

ballsofsteelandfury -
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Things are pretty crazy this season. It's getting close to the end of the season and it's still super tight. Let's see what happened. *** The Ladder *** The Results *** The Highlights https://youtu.be/0caWTwEIJQ4?si=2r4iQP3Bp9qi7_bf https://youtu.be/u9iFyruNBBM?si=ZgDdLvNrOwJa7XKh https://youtu.be/nQWtE1A3KGI?si=dJn35kJmu9WM98s8 https://youtu.be/aaKT_-EdPIM?si=V0r3mTNakSRj6Mgc https://youtu.be/WOYbe3XTJVc?si=FlD1Z2NlKkItWzfc https://youtu.be/_MODr57IH98?si=_HViz6G5h5MK0axN https://youtu.be/wxfvlT0XbqE?si=lvhL-kHCyw48Cbne https://youtu.be/l4ApmuzFzz8?si=Cw2SZb7msVemB1dp Please note that the AFL decided St. Kilda -West Coast was such a shit game that there were no highlights. Instead, you get the

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision -
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Every man has his

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Horatio Cornblower -
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I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn't working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so I had it step down from this week's topic nomination and reached into my 'Suggested Topics' file cabinet and pulled one from frequent contributor Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. This week

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 21: Watch AFL!

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ballsofsteelandfury -
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Seriously, if you're upset about the lack of sports this time of year, you absolutely need to be watching the AFL and the CFL. There's no excuse. Today's topic is "shit we had/did when I was growing up that kids today will never have." People today see that picture and think, "why

Request Line: Do As You’re Told

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly -
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is seated in front of the soundboard, training a new user in its use while DJ 3000 looks on in mild amusement. PRODUCER: ...and then if someone swears you press this one, we call it the "dump button"... HUNTER RENFROW: [ignoring him while inspecting the equalizer