Return of the Tweaker Fixture! JV Open Night Thread

King Hippo - November 19, 2022November 17, 2022

Bad news? The 7-ish window is every bit as mediocre as the 3:30 nap window. The good? Finally, a late nighter with some significance and watchability. Tennessee (-21.5) at South Cakalaky (7:00, ESPN) Finally, we get a MATTERS MOAR to preview. Vols are favoUred by way too many points this week. Then

Better Know a Slave LaboUr Cup Participant – Belgium! (and Some JV NFL)

King Hippo - November 19, 2022November 17, 2022

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First, let's have a FUN Slave LaboUr Tidbit - did you NOE that overseers are far more likely than private employers to approve overtime and holiday pay? Turns out 150% of zero remains zero. And 200% of zero? You get it! I ain't nevar told y'all there would be no maths. Golden

World Cup Preview: South Koera

Game Time Decision - November 18, 2022November 18, 2022

Ssiball, why did I agree to creating a preview of a sport that I barely follow and for a country that I've never been to. I'm not sure either. The closest I'll ever get to there is a former co-worker is from there and I saw some of Seoul when

Cold November Rain JV NFL Open Night Thread

King Hippo - November 12, 2022November 11, 2022

We are starting to run out of FULL FITBAW slates, and Hippo ain't like it. SavoUr these moments! Georgia (+16) at Mississippi State (7:00, ESPN) A night full of cowbells a-clangin. This would also be a Trap Game, but I think these here Dawgs is immune to such (though Mizzou almost had

Winding Down from Midday – JV NFL Night Thread

King Hippo - November 5, 2022November 3, 2022

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By this time, we will be basking in the afterglow of Vols/Dawgs, so you are forgiven for being less-than-fully whelmed at these. Alabama (-13.5) at LSU (7:00, ESPN) Vegas sure thinks that even when Roll Damn Tide ain't that good...they's still really REALLY good. Death Valley at night will be fun, at

November Spawned This Lesser Footy

King Hippo - November 5, 2022November 3, 2022

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There are leaves in the yard (thankfully, I live in a townhouse now so NOT MY FOOKIN' PROBLEM), a chill in the night/morning air. At least some days, I did have to turn my air conditioning back on this Thursday. But without question, it is November now, nut cuttin' time

October 2022’s Last Stand (Open Night Thread)

King Hippo - October 29, 2022October 28, 2022

Michigan State (+22.5) at Michigan (7:30, ABC) I swear, that's SO MANY games with this betting line. Speaks to the bad schedule, but at least we get a good numerical coincidence. Kenfucky (+11.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN) Trappiest of trap games since TCU/WVU. I expect this to be neck and neck wel into

MOAR Saturday Funsies – Early Thread

King Hippo - October 29, 2022October 29, 2022

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Good morning! God's in His heaven, MRSA Dreamboat is 3-5. Let's do some Sabado-ing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLOr7G0ZM4M Leicester and City of Men kick our day off (7:30, USA), and it is worth a viewing. You can nap later. Hulk SMASH! the recent "Foxy Footy competence boomlet" - at least, humanity hopes. USA has the

Question Time Saturday (Early Open Thread)

King Hippo - October 22, 2022October 22, 2022

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Don't worry about Hippo's Lesser burnout, Litre_Cola has questions for the class. TAKE IT AWAY, eh? Howdy! I have a few Q's for the Prem thus far. Shocked that the King's Water Pistols are in 1st? Litre : Thanks other Litre for the invite! Hell yes I am surprised they are in 1st.

Nighttime Ides of October 2022

King Hippo - October 15, 2022October 15, 2022

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Apologies for all the fixtures sucking hind teat - I ain't make the schedule. LSU (+2.5) at Florida (7:00, ESPN) I mean, I'll WATCH...but meh. Clemson (-3.5) at Florida State (7:30, ABC) Roll over what you made betting on Spurs, FSU is one of the 4-5 dumbest JV NFL sides, and Son de Clem

Ides of October, 2022 Early Thread

King Hippo - October 15, 2022October 13, 2022

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Wakey, wakey, chucklefucks. I am reasonably burned out on Lesser Footy, but I did want to pat myself on the back (and fuck up my c-spine even worse) about this Shempions League DFO predicion: 2. Pick a Shock Result! King Hippo – Maccabi Haifa are going to beat somebody in the Holy Land – the

Grittiest Little SNF Thread

King Hippo - October 9, 2022October 9, 2022

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Your regular host asked for a fill-in, so he could sharpen his tools for the winter "harvesting." What did we learn early? We got an announcer boo-boo late in the Commies/Tits fixture! The name that shall not be named. Clippers du Merde and #ThePauls are the stupidest teams in the NFL, and