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Almost Full Footy’s GlorioUs Return
Oh my cats, so much to watch this weekend. America settles into its ample couches/recliners, booze and/or drugs in hand. Life is temporarily good.…
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Sunday Footy Finals Open Thread
We have TWO scintillating Championship games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. First up: Euro 2024 Spain v England All the English are…
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Summer of Soccer Previews: Slovenia in Euro 2024
Back in the olden times, pre-COVID, I took advantage of BMW’s European Delivery program and flew to Munich to pick up my M car…
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Marika and 2Pack Review Team Italia Euro Cup 2024
Editor’s Note: This is the start of our Summer of Soccer Team Previews! We are exactly a month away! First off, our Italian field…
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Interesting Lesser Side Piece Stories
Look, there is just one Prem fixture of consquence today, and it’s the Early Bird – City of Men away to Mighty Whitey (7:30,…
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On the Beach Lesser Footy Saturday
Did y’all read this booky-book in high school? Somehow, I didn’t. But I love end of the world/dystopian fiction, so maybe I will put…
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Saturday Footy Miscellany
I thank the esteemed Balls for filling in ably last week. I drove up to London, Ontario for a 2-day visit withmy oldest HippoSpawn. …
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Schadenfreude Footy Nirvana Open Thread
I just have no idea how anything could be more magical than waking up from Thursday’s nap to Redshite nil – Lesser Falacons 3. No,…
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Chasing Glory (Holes?) Saturday Open Thread
Down the stretch they come, like they say in horsey racing. Or maybe I am thinking of the Houston 500?? Anyway, all three Title…
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Saturday Preliminaries Thread
Everton have been playing dreadful footy since the calendar flipped to 2024, but hey – at least I caught wind of another beautiful woman…