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Autumn 2025 Begins In Earnest

That’s right, it may have been 90 degrees all goddamned week, but we have crossed the magick demarcation line into FALL! I do not…

I learn so many interesting things from my trans-Atlantic imaginary frenemies (ie, NSNO – the Everton message board), but this is the tidbit that…

We’ve made it through 60% of our Saturday, let’s keep on truckin! Florida Men (+7.5) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Look, I get it. Brian…

Or perhaps with a cabbage fart, who can really say in advance smgdh. Arsenal and the Robins Hood kick off our footy morning (7:30, USA)…

6 September 2025 has the following for all y’all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell…

Week 2’s slate is much less robust, plus we have the stupid international break (so no Prem morning action). But at least Sunday will…

It’s a bit disorienting going from 0 to 60 but that’s what’s going on this weekend and we start with three organized scuffles tonight.…

The sportsball desert of June/July beckons. But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG. …

YES, the portrait of honoUr goes to McNeese, for gifting us the fun story of Day One AND a fine coach-in-waiting for my Wolven…

As many of you know, the UEFA Champions League has a new format this year. The field has been expanded to 36 with each…