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Mid-October JV Goodness

Holy cats, just SO MANY good matchups today. Almost makes up for it being another stupid international break (in the footy). To the fixtures!…

Much like the Timeline itself, this slate ain’t getting no better. Guns Up!! (-11.5) at JV 500s (7:00, ESPN) Talent (the visitors) v. scheme…

Pop your TV-watching viagra, because the hits just keep on coming! Bear Down FOAR Midterms (+6.5) at Cornpone State (7:00, ESPN) Iowa State really…

That’s right, it may have been 90 degrees all goddamned week, but we have crossed the magick demarcation line into FALL! I do not…

I learn so many interesting things from my trans-Atlantic imaginary frenemies (ie, NSNO – the Everton message board), but this is the tidbit that…

We’ve made it through 60% of our Saturday, let’s keep on truckin! Florida Men (+7.5) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Look, I get it. Brian…

Or perhaps with a cabbage fart, who can really say in advance smgdh. Arsenal and the Robins Hood kick off our footy morning (7:30, USA)…

6 September 2025 has the following for all y’all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell…

Week 2’s slate is much less robust, plus we have the stupid international break (so no Prem morning action). But at least Sunday will…

It’s a bit disorienting going from 0 to 60 but that’s what’s going on this weekend and we start with three organized scuffles tonight.…