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Thursday AM EuroFooty Open Thread
We have several scintillating European football/soccer games on tap for your viewing pleasure today. All times Pacific: Europa League English League One Wrexham v…
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Grotesque JV NFL Finale Thread
I absolutely am not watching this mess. But I stand by my prediction upon seeing the “bracket” – I thought the tOSU/Tennessee winner would…
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We’ve Only Just Begun (2025) Footy Thread
I know I am repeating myself (Carpenter pun alert), but Hippo is very glad that a long ago New Year’s Resolution (to stop ever…
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Sunless Saturday Early Thread
We have no Prem action (not that I’d watch the Gas Leak Season), but a metric fuckton of JV and full-on NFL. I will…
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Everton are Freeeeeee(dkin)! and Other FITBAW Matters
So much going on in sportsball. Uncle Teddy takes a one-Saturday ciggy break, to celebrate ball-gargling, money-laundering, fuckhead fraud Fahrad Moshiri finally OUT of…
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Week 15 Late Afternoon Fixtures (2024)
DonT has passed me the baton, which I shall pass back for SNF. Apparently, this is “broadcaster experiment” week at The Shield, with both…
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Saturday Night De-Motivational – Doing the Percentages
Did you ever stop to think how much of life is absolute bullshit? Depending on my mood, I would say 95% to 98%. Cats…
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Conference Championship Nihilism Nite!
Man, have these games been bad (I am typing this during GA/TX, which hopefully at least keeps me awake). We’ll have PLAYOFFS come 13…
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Saturday De-motivational #1
Maybe I will keep doing this once the games stop, and I need something to write about. Take it away, Onion scientists! Yeah, no…
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Another JV NFL Night Thread – 30 Nov 2024
Hooray, we made it to NFL eve. Still some decent action on offer in the JV weight class! Purdue (+29) at Indiana (7:00, FS1)…