Farewell to August (JV NFL Week Nil Night Thread)

If y'all thought the afternoon schedule was ridiculous, we are entering into (S)sublime territory.  FOAR Ballsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvAOW1oTMuw Ballsy:  Thank you Hippo! May The Pills Be With U! I'll chip in with some thoughts and/or cheerleaders. UMass (+6.5) at New Mexico State (7:00, ESPN) I shit thee not, Team #133 out of 133 D-1A schools

Lesser Week el Tres, JV NFL Week Nil Open Thread

Apparently, 26 August is National Blow Notre Dame Day (congratulations to those who celebrate).  Not much other excuse for them playing bad-even-for-their-recent-history Naval Academy crew...with essentially the ENTIRE slate to themselves.  Seriously, this is absolute monkey feces.  But I get ahead of myself, we have good Premiership action first. Cherries host Spurs

Your Oscars Open thread. Now with more balls!

Your friendly Puerto Rican good life enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight's Open Thread as he has some pressing business to attend to. (read: hot date with spicy Latina). By the way, the term Spicy Latina is redundant. Tonight, we have what is affectionately called around LA as