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Thanksgiving 2024 FITBAW – Part teh First
Welcome to Murrika’s favoUrite holiday, where we celebrate Native American slaughter by eating more than a third world family does in a year, getting…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Oh, Hai! Yep we have substitute teachers all over this Sunday! They selected the two futbol freaks who also have mental problems when it…
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Substitute Week 12 Late Afternoon Window Thread
We laughed, we cried, we maybe self-abused and then took a nap. Disgusting perverts. Here’s your sub-optimal, 3-game late window: Donks (-5.5) at Raiduhs (4:05,…
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Substitute Week 12 Early Window NFL Thread
Good morning, reprobates. Scotchy had some fresh hobos to skinfamily bidness to take care of, so y’all stuck with me. You get paroled for…
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JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Late)
In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL: Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC)…
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JV NFL for 23 Nov 2004 (Early)
FYI, Bournemouth/Brighton (10:00, USA) and City/Spurs (12:30, NBC) are reasonable enough watches. Indiana (+13.5) at tOhio State (Noon, Fox) Hoosiers finally get their big…
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16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 2)
Huzzah, we are back for another helping: Arizona State (+8.5) at Unded Bill Snyders (7:00, ESPN) Poor little Sparky, 7-2 and absolutely nobody is…
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16 Nov 2024 – JV NFL Thread (Part 1)
No EPL this morning, international break. Here is your lukewarm tofu-based menu for today: Steerfuckers South (-13.5) at Pig Sooey (Noon, ABC) I can’t…
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Night of Eternal Darkness JV Thread
Fuck off, humanity. Also, STILL none of us deserve cheerleader pics. Alabama (-3) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Playoff elimination game, and the type of…
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Guess I Will Keep Doing These – 9 Nov JV Preview
Fuck off, humanity. Also the Prem is currently ded to me (but here is the link to the schedule). Also, none of us deserve…