The D of S, Vol II: Ante-Purgatorio

Senor Weaselo - November 18, 2020November 18, 2020

Place: On the boat to the shores Purgatory TWBS: So, what are they all singing? (As per last installment.) Senor: In exitu Israel de Aegypto, "When Israel Came Out of Egypt." There's gonna be some Gregorian chants here, you've been warned. TWBS: Well that sucks. That's shit music that died out centuries ago. Senor:

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVII

ballsofsteelandfury - November 17, 2020November 16, 2020

Obligatory: That is a wonderful movie. I don't know how you could have made it through the 90s and not seen that movie, but I recently found out Redshirt had never seen Archer, so I'm apparently out of touch with what people actually watch. But I digress. The post-election discussion

Your Jets at the Bye Rant

Senor Weaselo - November 16, 2020November 16, 2020

The minimum word count's still broke, so let's do this: Let's put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out. Ready? Go. The New York Jets are BAD. Forget winless bad, a lot of teams can do that. I'm talking great works of badness in history. I'm

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 12: The Depression Police

The Maestro - November 12, 2020November 12, 2020

Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

The D of S, Vol. II: Prologue

Senor Weaselo - November 11, 2020November 10, 2020

Previously, on The D of S: Balls: So, listen. I've got a thing and (looks at bare wrist) will you look at the time! I'm running late! So, I guess I'll be seeing you. TWBS: WHAT?? You're leaving me here? Alone?!? Balls: Well, I'm a dick, but I'm not that big

Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVI

ballsofsteelandfury - November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

The last two weeks have been... eventful. Understandably, most of the discussion has centered around the election and politics. However, that's not my favourite topic. As a matter of fact, if it was up to me, we wouldn't even discuss politics or religion on this site, as the

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 11: The Exploding Corpse

The Maestro - November 5, 2020November 5, 2020

The D of S, Cerchio Nove

ballsofsteelandfury - November 4, 2020October 26, 2020

Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him by the loudest ass hockey horn he's ever heard. TWBS: Ok, so if they're not towers, what are they? The duo continue walking and finally TWBS

A Dark and Foggy Night

BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

It was a dark and stormy night, and with the local all you can eat buffet closed, there was nowhere for Coach to go for another four rounds of prime rib. So he headed to the local convenience store to forage for hand pies. As one does. Not unsurprisingly, the convenience

Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.

yeah right - October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: "Dude! There you are!" [another man staggers up to the table and sits down heavily. He places both hands to his head] Dude: "Hey man. What's up?" Man: "DUDE! [laughing] You look like shit!" Dude: "You should feel it

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 10: Henry III’s Polar Bear

The Maestro - October 29, 2020October 29, 2020

The D of S, Cerchio Otto

ballsofsteelandfury - October 28, 2020October 24, 2020

Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood. Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls. TWBS: What the fuck