Playoffs?? Are You Kidding Me?? – A Lesser Primer

With respect to our many King's Afrikan Water Pistols supporters...there ain't no Title race.  Silver medal is damned fine work, for Handsome Mikel and his very young (by contender standards) squad.  I hope they make it all the way across the line next season, but progress is very rarely a straight-line endeavoUr. You

BattleBots Beat: …We’re Calling it May Madness Now?

I wish that were a joke, but no, that was from the Facebook page (Update: Or from Chris Rose's Twitter). First of all, it was filmed in October, so… I guess that should preclude the May-ness. Second: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVxLXn4_34c Yes, I'm aware that this is probably a worse look. Anyways, let's fucking do this.

Balls Magazine Volume 15

As you may have heard, I'm not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me count the ways! He's a dumbass with a shitty personality. He cheated on his beautiful blonde wife with skanks. The golf world covered up his bullshit because it desperately

BattleBots Beat: Several Obligatory Titans Clashing Jokes…

Welcome back to the Beat! Yeah, the title I could have gone multiple ways with, so I decided on… none of them! So enjoy Skorpios vs. a car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbDkYRnGlLk As you'd expect, Skorpios wins. Anyway, to the fights! Starchild vs. HUGEStarchild: 0-3 (L, JD 3-0 vs. Overhaul; L, JD 3-0 vs. Mammoth; L,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Spring Break Update

Well last week was fun. I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRh2MB8fuXs I'd say all in all, fun was had by most, and it's just how I drew it up, a multi-goal game from Tyler Motte. The bridge level at the Garden is a really good vantage