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BattleBots Beat: Several Obligatory Titans Clashing Jokes…
Welcome back to the Beat! Yeah, the title I could have gone multiple ways with, so I decided on… none of them! So enjoy…
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House of Pain: Opening the Gate (or, The Annual NYC Hot Sauce Expo Breakdown, 2019 Edition)
Howdy, lizard people. It’s late April, so as mentioned in the last House of Pain, it’s (slightly after) the time of the year where…
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House of Pain: X Gonna Give it to Ya
Motherfucker… it’s not… a fucking… game. So around October or so, which tells you how long this has been waiting in the wings, THIS…