NFL News

Your “Bloody Hell Guys – Wait For The Actual Day” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQaETBMgZRo Possibly because they don't want their news to get lost in all the March Madness madness, events started unfolding quite quickly on the proposed trade front this weekend. Since 5:00ET Friday, in no particular order: the Browns acquired Jarvis Landry from the Dolphins, for picks the Bills traded Tyrod Taylor

Your “One Week Until The Madness Begins” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Following on the heels of Jeff Ireland and Marquand Manuel, some yet-to-be-named official decided to go for the whole magilla and asked Derrius Guice if he liked men AND if his mother was a whore. The League has found that to be "completely inappropriate", and I'm sure appropriate

Your “All Good Things…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Unexpectedly, Jerry Jones has given up & will repay the NFL the $2.0 million they say he cost them fighting Zeke's suspension. Can we now officially call Jerry Jones a "quitter"? Somewhere behind a closed door at 345 Park Avenue, Roger Goodell kicked a small puppy & cheered

Your “Saturday Evening Post” Combine Weekend Open Thread

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In lieu of my usual Saturday-themed musical selection, I present my dogs playing in the snow. The 3.5 year-old female is beating up the 10 month-old puppy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c1h2Ocsjlk It must hard for all the players at the Combine to try really hard for 31 teams & then have to shit the bed

2018 NFL Free Agent Round-Up

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Banner image via Kingman County News Folks we are less than two weeks from the start of Free Agency, and while the NFL doesn't have a "hot stove", it most certainly has a hot cauldron of lust.  Or something. Errybody's got lists of top NFL free agents, but as our own yeahright has

Your “One Last Day Before The Hype Machines Go Into Overdrive” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: OBJ wants a raise. He's currently in his fifth-year of his rookie contract. The number being quoted is $20 million/season. Which is pretty funny, since the Giants only have $25 million in cap-space. Mike Zimmer says Sam Bradford has a "degenerative knee", which doesn't sound at all good.

Your “I Think We’ve Hit The Dregs of Sports” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Sunday Gravy's going to have to work on dough recipes now, because there's a new official pizza of the NFL! 24 hours after Papa John's withdrew, Pizza Hut is your new official grease-bread. their deal runs through 2021, one year longer than the Papa John's contract. Hilariously, Pizza

Your “Nobody Owes Nobody Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire. Makes sense when you consider he's a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games, and only punted once during the Eagles Super Bowl win. Jags DB Jalen Ramsey is mad at Texas A&M & Jimbo Fisher for including him in

Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: This was dumped late-Friday like so-much bad news, but the Jags have locked up Blake Bortles for three more years. Three years at $54 million, with $26 million of that guaranteed. He will make $20 million this year. He could make a maximum of $66.5 million with all incentives

Your “Everything’s Falling Into Place” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: The suffering continues for Josh Gordon, as he has been ruled an exclusive rights free agent Meaning that he doesn't qualify for UFA status until after the 2020 season. Meaning that the missed two years froze his eligibility, and that Cleveland gets to keep him on a lower

Your “Not Who I Thought It Would Be” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018. I thought for sure it would have been Kirk Cousins, because Dan Snyder is an idiot surrounded by morons. There's a logic that this might make him an attractive trade prospect, because willing

Your “Huh – Actual Students Came To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: This is sure going to hurt morale at The Dak Prescott School Of Maturity, but Doug Martin has been cut by the Bucs. Considering the average lifespan of a hamster is two years, it appears the muscled-kind can triple that span. As predicted/feared, Rae Carruth is seeking custody of