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Your “Quick & Dirty Because I’m Slow & Dirty” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry – the pre-school year meetings took more time than I thought, so if this is published on time please forgive the errors. NFL…
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Your “Does It Mean More Bye Weeks Too?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Larry Fitzgerald is one of three Arizona sports stars to be a part of John McCain’s funeral & final “fuck you” to…
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Your “It’s Starting To Take Shape” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: OBJ got paid! A five year, $95 million extension to his current deal. When tacked on, it’s actually a new deal that…
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Your “What Did You Think Would Happen?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, that was quick: former Bengal George Iloka has signed with the Vikings. It’s a one-year deal, terms undisclosed. Mike Zimmer was his…
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Your “Oh Right, Waiting IS The Hardest Part” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: After a penalty-filled game against the Swaguars, Vikings coach Mike Zimmer said the new helmet rule “will cost people jobs”. When reached…
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2018 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview
*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile…
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Your “I Guess Preseason Gets Exciting Next Week?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bengals have released safety George Iloka. Iloka is due $5.3 million in salary and roster bonuses this season, and it appears…
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Bring Back The Super Bowl Logo
I’m gonna keep this brief: If you want to see an example of the NFL shooting it’s own dick off you don’t have to…
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The 2018 Miami Dolphins Preview: Where Hope goes to Die
Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop…
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Your “I’ll Pluck You!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It might be early, but the Packers defence is already half-done for the year: Jake Ryan is out for the season with…