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Your “WOO! – Hockey’s Back!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Excuse me while I play the Canadian national anthem. NFL News: Dez Bryant has come to the realization that no one loves him, so…
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Your “Aren’t ‘Body Weight’ Penalties Actually ‘Body Shaming’ Penalties?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: There were five roughing the passer penalties in Week 4. It’s down from the 11 per week they averaged the first three…
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Your “Surrounding Me Every Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Whores gotta work: Jason La Canfora is stoking the Le’Veon Bell trade rumours. He emphasizes “decreasing value” and how the Steelers aren’t…
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Your “We Sweat And Laugh And Scream Here” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Le’Veon isn’t “officially” on the trading block, but at least the Jets have called about his rights. The Steelers can rescind his…
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Your “All Of You Please Stop Talking” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Antonio Brown issued a(n empty) trade threat in response to criticism of Sunday’s performance. A former Steelers PR rep, Ryan Scarpino, who…
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Your “How Many Seasons Are Over Already?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: A hilarious week for new NFL coaches ends with them racking up a 0-7 record, the first time that has happened. It’s…
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Your Regular Season Eve Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: When asked about Le’Veon Bell’s continued absence, Big Ben found the first bus he could: “Football is the ultimate team sport. One…
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Grease up the poles! Eagles Season Preview.
Hi there, how is it going? When we last wrote about the Eagles the date was November 14th 2017, You see ole Nick was…
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