NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He's now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn't sure if ESPN will have him back for the 2017 season. He feels there are more layoffs coming, and the network hasn't yet said what his role will be going forward. Mild Crimebeat!
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Your “Well, Here’s Proof There Is No God” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Your “Opening Night Beer Night!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: In a statement that strains both human credibility and the "bullshit" test, Roger Goodell says "my friendship with Robert [Kraft] was never strained." He says he still plans to attend the Patriots season opener in September. Learning a new meaning for the term "veteran talent", Jets fans have found
SCOTUS Slants in Favor of The [REDACTEDS], You Don’t Have To
Yesterday, the Supreme Court of the U.S. decided Matal v. Tam. Simon Tam, lead singer of “The Slants”, applied for trademark protection of the band’s name—his reason: to reclaim the racial slur. The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office denied it, under a statute that prohibits registration of a trademark that
Your “Oh Sure; Why Not?!” Monday Evening Open Thread
Your “Out For Summer, Out ’til Fall, I Might Not Come Back At All” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Your “Oh, I Don’t Know – Let’s Say Moe” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Your “All That’s Left Now Is The Waiting For Training Camps” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Your “Just One More Playoff To Go” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he's still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory minicamp this week. the logic is that, under Jon Gruden's favourite provisions of the CBA, actual coaching time with players is at a premium, so why