Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3

ballsofsteelandfury - July 16, 2019July 14, 2019

INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin' Hank to score. Up the Toffees!!! Drunk Englishman: UP THE TOFFEES!!! They both crash their pint glasses into each other and promptly down the amber nectar. Drunk King

tWBS On Relationships – IV

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 10, 2019July 10, 2019

In May of 2018 I traveled to Venice Beach, California for two weeks as I sometimes do. The Venice and Santa Monica area is probably my favorite place in the world. Venice in particular is a very interesting place to me, if for no other reason than all races and

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 2

ballsofsteelandfury - July 9, 2019July 7, 2019

INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW810, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC (AGAIN) tWBS (sitting comfortably in a window seat, eating a delicious meal): Why are you so grouchy? Balls (seriously uncomfortable in the middle seat with no food): I. DID. NOT. SLEEP. WELL. LAST. NIGHT. tWBS: That’s a shame. I slept like

tWBS On Relationships – III (The Former tWLS)

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 2, 2019July 2, 2019

This one's gonna hurt me, just so you know. And I know at the end of last week I said this would be a multi-parter. I've changed my mind on that. I'm just going to leave a lot of stuff out because... ....the better part of valor, one might say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4S3CV9hu6E OK, first for

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 1

ballsofsteelandfury - July 2, 2019June 29, 2019

INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW174, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC Balls (sitting in cramped middle seat): I’m gonna kill you. tWBS (sitting in comfy seat on the window): What? Just because you couldn’t charm yourself to an upgrade! Balls: I still don’t understand how you did that. tWBS: It’s my

tWBS On Relationships – Part II (aka Why Is Gerald Here?)

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 26, 2019June 24, 2019

OK, so in mid-May I drove up to Maryland. I met up with some old High School friends and had some nice dinners. Saw the Yankees beat the ever loving hell out of the Orioles. You know, the standard fare. But that aside, when I checked into the hotel I was

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Prologue

ballsofsteelandfury - June 25, 2019June 25, 2019

Previously, on Goddess... Spur: Yes officers, I’m sure. It must have been my kid screwing around with the phone or something. Just then, the sound of six gunshots rings out from a short distance away. Spur: Awwwww, fuck. Officer #1: Do you know something about that, Sir? Spur: Gimme just a sec to call my

Monday Night Open Thread: Barstow Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 24, 2019June 24, 2019

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Friends, it has come to this. We are On the Edge of the Desert, the annual Summer sports doldrums where finding non-baseball sports viewing becomes an increasingly desperate search for anything resembling competitive activity. "I'll be up to bed soon, honey- I need to see how this last round of

Tucson, Ch. 3: Rio Nuevo Intro

blaxabbath - June 12, 2019June 12, 2019

I was in Tucson a few weeks back for work and met up on 4th Avenue with a friend of mine. 4th Ave is Tucson's little off-campus bar strip. It's got head shops, some eateries, and plenty of bars. It's a thing people in Tucson do, "Heading down to 4th."

Tucson, Ch. 2: Six Shootin’ Yerself in the Foot

blaxabbath - February 27, 2019February 26, 2019

So last week we talked a bit about the detail-free Alazona proposal being pitched by leading cites of industry, Birmingham, AL and Tucson, AZ to split hosting duties for the Location-Off Raiders domestic home games in 2019. Not to oversimply the situation but this proposal offers absolutely nothing for the

CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 22, 2019February 22, 2019

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear...it's so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin...I though "ROFL" was just an expression.... Brothers and sisters, we live in an Age of Common Wonders. We can talk instantaneously to someone on the other side of the planet and we think nothing of it. We have computers

Tucson, Ch. 1: Why the Mark Davis of Cities May Not be the Best Choice for Mark Davis

blaxabbath - February 18, 2019February 17, 2019

Hello. Sebastian Blax here. As many of you may have noticed, I've been away from the NFL HOT TAEKS game for a couple months now. So, first off, large ups to LCSS for holding down Quotables for the regular season finale and through the postseason. [Hold for applause; close eyes and