Jameis Rides Again – The Tampa Bay Buccaneers DFO Preview

SonOfSpam - August 6, 2019August 5, 2019

No one really cares about this team. The last time they were interesting, Mike Alstott was winning fans' hearts two yards at a time, and Jon Gruden was considered a quality football mind. With that in mind, this preview is gonna be a listicle. I'm lazy, you don't care, it's

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 6

ballsofsteelandfury - August 6, 2019July 31, 2019

INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM FOOOOOOKKKINNN CRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYYYYY!!! Balls (in the backseat, crossing myself): ¡¡Jesús, María, José!! tWBS (riding shotgun because he called it a half a second before

tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 2)

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 31, 2019July 31, 2019

I started this story last week. And I tried to be very careful in what I said and how I said it. I will admit that in the moment, nearly three years ago, I did not handle it particularly well. In fact, I handled it very not well. Being betrayed will do

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 5

ballsofsteelandfury - July 30, 2019July 28, 2019

EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM Balls: Alright, boys! We're here! Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up! tWBS: Aren't you happy that we flew WOW airlines now? Balls: You know, I have to give it up to you. It certainly makes getting around a lot easier. tWBS: So, how are we

tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 1)

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 24, 2019July 22, 2019

I have to be careful about this one. Very, very careful. But let's give it a shot. Balls: Don't worry, I'm here to make sure you're ok. tWBS: Hey, that's mighty nice of you! Balls: And to make sure you don't fuck up. tWBS: Asshole. Ok fine, let's just get this over with... In early

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 4

ballsofsteelandfury - July 23, 2019July 21, 2019

EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, THE NEXT MORNING Balls: Are you sure it's a wise move to go back to the pub? What if Mary is there? tWBS: Oh, there's no chance of that. There was... an accident. Balls: What?!? Again? tWBS: It wasn't my fault! Balls:

tWBS On Relationships – Special Edition

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 17, 2019July 17, 2019

Originally, this week we were going to begin talking about love and loss from a few years ago. But then wordpress ate it. Twice. And I don't have time to type it all again this week. So we'll get to that next week. So even though we've been working backwards chronologically,

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3

ballsofsteelandfury - July 16, 2019July 14, 2019

INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin' Hank to score. Up the Toffees!!! Drunk Englishman: UP THE TOFFEES!!! They both crash their pint glasses into each other and promptly down the amber nectar. Drunk King

tWBS On Relationships – IV

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 10, 2019July 10, 2019

In May of 2018 I traveled to Venice Beach, California for two weeks as I sometimes do. The Venice and Santa Monica area is probably my favorite place in the world. Venice in particular is a very interesting place to me, if for no other reason than all races and

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 2

ballsofsteelandfury - July 9, 2019July 7, 2019

INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW810, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC (AGAIN) tWBS (sitting comfortably in a window seat, eating a delicious meal): Why are you so grouchy? Balls (seriously uncomfortable in the middle seat with no food): I. DID. NOT. SLEEP. WELL. LAST. NIGHT. tWBS: That’s a shame. I slept like

tWBS On Relationships – III (The Former tWLS)

theeWeeBabySeamus - July 2, 2019July 2, 2019

This one's gonna hurt me, just so you know. And I know at the end of last week I said this would be a multi-parter. I've changed my mind on that. I'm just going to leave a lot of stuff out because... ....the better part of valor, one might say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4S3CV9hu6E OK, first for

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 1

ballsofsteelandfury - July 2, 2019June 29, 2019

INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW174, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC Balls (sitting in cramped middle seat): I’m gonna kill you. tWBS (sitting in comfy seat on the window): What? Just because you couldn’t charm yourself to an upgrade! Balls: I still don’t understand how you did that. tWBS: It’s my