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Eventual Balls Thoughts V
So, this was the post that was supposed to be abbreviated because I was going to be on a plane heading off to a…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts IV
Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let’s talk about them. *** DFO Banner Tournament! The big…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts III
Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let’s talk about them. *** tWBS’ Next Car…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts II
Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let’s talk about them. *** Psych Marathon I’m…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts
This is a new series I figured I’d write to tide you over until teh Hippo comes back with his juicy NFL insights in…
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Bad Times At Dave’s
It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. When you reach my age they all pretty much run together until the weekend, and then…
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Tucson, Ch. 5: El Rio & GCU
A quick Spanish lesson for you Canadian types here: Rio Nuevo translates to New River and is the name of the downtown revitalization initiative…
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Tucson, Ch. 4: Primary
We’ve talked quite a bit here about the history of Tucson, Arizona and how foolish they would be ever to sit down with the…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 8 (Le Dénouement)
EXTERIOR, NORTH CAROLINA OUTER BANKS, EMERALD ISLE tWBS has caught a nice wave and is getting ready to move up the face to try…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 7
INTERIOR, A SHITTY RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, HEADING SOUTH PAST THE FRANKFURT AIRPORT Balls: So, where exactly are we…