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tWBS On Relationships – VI The Final Chapter (at least for now)
There’s a reason why we went backwards chronologically. At the end of this one, hopefully you’ll understand. This story is a bit convoluted in…
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Jameis Rides Again – The Tampa Bay Buccaneers DFO Preview
No one really cares about this team. The last time they were interesting, Mike Alstott was winning fans’ hearts two yards at a time,…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 6
INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM…
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tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 2)
I started this story last week. And I tried to be very careful in what I said and how I said it. I will admit…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 5
EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM Balls: Alright, boys! We’re here! Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up! tWBS: Aren’t you happy that we flew WOW airlines…
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tWBS On Relationships – V (Pt 1)
I have to be careful about this one. Very, very careful. But let’s give it a shot. Balls: Don’t worry, I’m here to make…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 4
EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, THE NEXT MORNING Balls: Are you sure it’s a wise move to go back to the pub?…
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tWBS On Relationships – Special Edition
Originally, this week we were going to begin talking about love and loss from a few years ago. But then wordpress ate it. Twice. …
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3
INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin’ Hank to…
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tWBS On Relationships – IV
In May of 2018 I traveled to Venice Beach, California for two weeks as I sometimes do. The Venice and Santa Monica area is…