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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 2
INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW810, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC (AGAIN) tWBS (sitting comfortably in a window seat, eating a delicious meal): Why are you…
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tWBS On Relationships – III (The Former tWLS)
This one’s gonna hurt me, just so you know. And I know at the end of last week I said this would be a…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 1
INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW174, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC Balls (sitting in cramped middle seat): I’m gonna kill you. tWBS (sitting in comfy seat…
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tWBS On Relationships – Part II (aka Why Is Gerald Here?)
OK, so in mid-May I drove up to Maryland. I met up with some old High School friends and had some nice dinners. Saw…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Prologue
Previously, on Goddess… Spur: Yes officers, I’m sure. It must have been my kid screwing around with the phone or something. Just then, the…
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Monday Night Open Thread: Barstow Edition
Friends, it has come to this. We are On the Edge of the Desert, the annual Summer sports doldrums where finding non-baseball sports viewing…
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Tucson, Ch. 3: Rio Nuevo Intro
I was in Tucson a few weeks back for work and met up on 4th Avenue with a friend of mine. 4th Ave is…
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Tucson, Ch. 2: Six Shootin’ Yerself in the Foot
So last week we talked a bit about the detail-free Alazona proposal being pitched by leading cites of industry, Birmingham, AL and Tucson, AZ…
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CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear…it’s so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin…I though “ROFL” was just an expression…. Brothers and sisters, we live…
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Tucson, Ch. 1: Why the Mark Davis of Cities May Not be the Best Choice for Mark Davis
Hello. Sebastian Blax here. As many of you may have noticed, I’ve been away from the NFL HOT TAEKS game for a couple months…