Open Threads

The Swollen Belly Bowl

scotchnaut -
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Am I referring to the commentariat or fans of both squadrons? Perhaps a small girl that likes to answer a question with a question should weigh in. If you do resemble that remark feel free to undo that belt, er, pyjama string and let loose. Have I ever told you about

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Thanksgiving Pre-Pre-Festivus Airing of Grievances

Senor Weaselo -
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I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays and Wednesdays. Because even though I gave two of the three students who were present Monday an extension on their performance of Lightly Row until today,

Your Monday Night Action

scotchnaut -
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A bit of a weird matchup to end the week but both teams are over .500 and that's all I ask for these prime time tilts. Fallout: -Injuries to relevant players include both McCarthy and Tee Higgins getting concussed. (Tee will be back-McCarthy? Depends on how well Brosmer plays and apparently the

It’s Your Sunday Night Denouement

scotchnaut -
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Not a bad tilt to end the day. Maybe watch this so you can avoid thinking about Monday morning? To The Game! Bucs/Rams: -There's weird chatter out there about Bucky Irving not playing again the rest of the season and it has little to do with his injury. I've heard it from both

People Are Saying This Is The Greatest Slate Ever!

scotchnaut -
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But it isn't remotely true. The neutral observer might get a quality hate-watch but otherwise, Oof! To The Games! Browns/Raiders: Two (wins) plus two (wins) equals unwatchable football. If Shadeur gets a W here sports yakkers across the spectrum will be confused, angry and urine-stained. Well, more urine-stained than usual. Will someone please

It’s Week 12-Will We Get Bologna Salad?

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Only if you've touched yourself. The Fins, Chargers, Commies and Broncos are on bye. To The Games! Colts/Chiefs: Huge test for Indy, facing both K.C. and the refs on the road. But they are rested and they do have Jonathan Taylor. Hopefully Jones keeps things simple and avoids turnovers-that way the Chiefs will

Sexy Friday – 20251121

Mr. Ayo -
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TGIF! I'm on vacation so let's get this over with. Onto the filler! Word Count Filler Time Let's talk about were I'm going for breakfast this morning. That's right, shame breakfast at McDonalds! Back in the early 90s (alright fine, it was 1991) a couple of vegetarian hippies in England started handing out