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Once More Unto The Breach!
Or is it “Britches”? The game is in Dallas after all. To The Game! Vikes/Dingleberries: -I call them the Dingleberries because they’re annoying and…
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Five Games on the Late Slate? Merciful Heavens!
I guess folks on the site haven’t been touching themselves lately and for that I thank you. Now go back to your regular routine.…
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So. Many. Interesting. Tilts. Also, Commies vs Giants.
In this window every game has a story to tell and I’m here to sit by the campfire and take it all in. And…
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Hoopsball Wolven Sort v. Kansas and Other Nighttime Matters
I can’t help it, although NC State has been “meh” to open the season, there’s still more talent than we’ve had in forevs. Plus,…
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Entropy Season in the Prem?
It sure seems like we are headed that way. Villa started out like ass, now they are hot on Handsome Mikel’s tail (PHRASING!). The…
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Sexy Friday – 20251212
TGIF! Hope everyone else jumped on the new fad and got themselves a new boat this week. Word Count Filler Time Since it’s the…
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Hot Action In The (NFC) South!
It’s the fantasy playoffs! Does one dare start a Baker that hasn’t thrown for 200 yards in four straight games? Is this the night…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome… to Ladders!
Which is to say there are some days where I feel like I teach at Greendale. Days where nobody shows up to class are…
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The Once and Future King Laserface: Tuesday Open Thread
Fuck me sideways, boys and girls, everything old is new again! Phillip Goddamned Rivers is rejoining the Colts! As a player! Rivers, last seen…
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East Meets West: Your Monday Night Special
This year just keeps getting better and better-as Hippo(?) noted we have the Chiefs finally getting their comeuppance, Belichick taking a weekly bath in humiliation…