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History Time!: Tuesday Open Thread
Before I became the spiritual head of a world-spanning multi-level-marketing-scheme-cum-religion, I was a history major. Specifically, late-Medieval to early-Modern Europe, with an emphasis on…
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Your “YA BETTER START SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY” MNF Open Thread
ST. MICHAEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, FOOTBALL FIELD — FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA — TWO WEEKS AGO COACH RIVERS: Alright boys, bring it in! Bring it in!…
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A Halas/Lombardi Ghost Rematch-Just With More Black Players
To The Game! Packers/Bears -Two Midwest teams with only 4 losses apiece? This doesn’t seem familiar but I could get used to it. -Chicago…
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Lukewarm NFC East Action!
For once the NFL schedulers had it right but it was the teams that let us down. To The Game! Eagles/Commies: Disappointment Reigns: More…
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Sweet Sixteen (Minus 4 Byes) Saturday Thread
That’s right, y’all all enjoyed Roll Damn Tide and Steerfuckers North last night, we get THREE MOAR this evening. After the Prem sides scramble…
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Sexy Friday – 20251219
TGIF! CFB playoffs are on! Skip to the comments to let us know how much you still love Roll Tide! Word Count Filler Time…
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Slap-Dashing Thru The Snow And A Game Preview
I imagine some of you work apes are up against some end-of-year deadlines and I’m no different. I’ll not be able to give this…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Quatre
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Senor Weaselo as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into Week 16,…
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Casualties and Causality: Tuesday Open Thread
Injuries! Injuries aplenty! Those student loans for doctors don’t pay themselves, and the NFL Meatgrinder is doing its part to make sure surgeons’ hands…
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Coach Desperate For A Win Meets Same
I guess that’s just the way it goes at this juncture of the season. Pitt would like to distance themselves from Baltimore (who wouldn’t…