2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 26, 2025September 25, 2025

Has LemonJello eaten Spam's heart (which is also, I assume, made of Tropical Mango Spam)? Do you want to crown the Bucs the NFC South Elite? THEN CROWN THEIR ASSES. Far as humour goes -- all fine by me. I got no comment on the TNF game last night because I

2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 23, 2025September 22, 2025

We missed the first couple weeks of the season but, hey, we aren't being outlasted by Rudy Giuliani. Which is more than can be said for SOME people who were recognized at a capacity event at the Arizona Cardinals Stadium this weekend. For any of you who are new to the

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BC Dick - November 29, 2022November 29, 2022

To continue where I left off last week: this latest new wave of Thai opera simply wouldn’t exist without the efforts of the “big three”, none of whom would or could have had the same impact without the other two. The conclusion being, of course, that if that land mine

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BC Dick - November 1, 2022November 1, 2022

I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a hell of a Halloween party. After a mind-numbingly dull week of work the chance to let loose and drink in the joy of the season was greatly

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BC Dick - October 11, 2022October 11, 2022

The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold to be self-evident. In perhaps a similar vein, the only thing better than luck is dumb luck. Dumb luck has served me well. Rather than the

2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 5, 2021November 5, 2021

My wife's birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her a gift on our doorstep. It was a box of cookies from Crumbl. Thanks for heading my requests on that front, suburban white women who are

2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 2, 2021November 2, 2021

Do you people know this place Crumbl? I see they are a national chain of overpriced cookie places. "Oh boy, here comes blaxabbath with his bullshit again," you're all thinking, I'm sure. And you're right! We popped in on one the other day because my wife wanted to bring cookies

2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 29, 2021October 29, 2021

I didn't watch the game last night but I cannot tell you how pleased I was to see the results last night. I mean -- look, we'll talk about it more in their Week 12 bye but you've got DeAndre Hopkins checking himself in after being pulled for injury and

2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 26, 2021October 26, 2021

An incredibly handsome writer sits in front of a computer, staring at the unfinished draft of a Quotables post. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: "Text needed"? What the hell does that mean? RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY starts sweating. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Okay, Rikki, you can do this. Just write some shit down. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY stares at the keyboard. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [inner monologue] It doesn't have to

2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 22, 2021October 22, 2021

I hate facists. Absolutely hate them. Ugh. I'm not gonna waste your time on this stuff but, seriously, fuck those animals. Put them all down. Mass grave. Done. No -- this isn't A Very Special JJFozz Presents. Still blaxabbath. Anyways, looks like the Browns are for real? You know, this was all foretold back