If you haven't been paying attention the San Diego Padres for nearly all of their existence, I don't blame you. It has been a deep, dark place to venture into, and unless you live here, why the hell would you? But since signing Manny Machado in 2019, this team has been
Author: Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
Nobody’s Chargers 2024 Season Preview: Payin’ for it
INTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY BOARD ROOM, COSTA MESA, CA – MORNING, SEVEN MONTHS AGO DEAN SPANOS: [On the phone] Look, John, it's just like my Daddy used to say, "if the city won't pay, fuck 'em and move!" [Laughs too hard] [Garbled phone response] DEAN: Right?! That place is an absolute dump anyway.
Nobody’s Chargers 2023 Season Preview: The Happiest Place
INTERIOR – DISNEYLAND PARKING LOT, ANAHEIM, CA – MORNING JUSTIN HERBERT: Oh boy oh boy! I'm so excited to finally get that authentic Hollywood experience! Somewhere where I can be just like all the locals! I can't wait to try Wolfgang Puck's for lunch! [Looks around the otherwise empty parking lot with
Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP
INTERIOR - INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LAS VEGAS, NV - THURSDAY MORNING [FRONT DOOR FLIES OPEN] CHAD JOHNSON: Oh man, smell that fresh home cooking! I'm so hungry, I could eat a pancake horse... AND a horse pancake! SERVER: Uh, okay? Just you today then, sir? CHAD JOHNSON: Oh no, I've got a whole
An Old Friend Comes Home
INTERIOR - SOFI STADIUM LOCKER ROOM, LOS ANGELES, CA - SUNDAY AFTERNOON [LOCKER ROOM DOOR FLIES OPEN] DR. DAVID CHAO: [Visibly stumbling] HI [hic] EVERYSSBODYSSS! [The locker room is empty and offers no response] DR. DAVID CHAO: Oh, a little [hic] alonesh time for the [hic] Doctor and hsssh patient! [Pulls out flask and