The Swollen Belly Bowl

scotchnaut - November 27, 2025November 27, 2025178

Am I referring to the commentariat or fans of both squadrons? Perhaps a small girl that likes to answer a question with a question should weigh in. If you do resemble that remark feel free to undo that belt, er, pyjama string and let loose. Have I ever told you about

Stupid Texas and Non-#BFIB Missouri – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 2.0

King Hippo - November 27, 2025November 26, 2025103

Stupid Chefs (+3) at Even Stupider Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS) I hate this matchup MOAR than I hate various Xmas Tree (and/or Hannukah Bush) machinations. Would a Most GlorioUs Draw save the day? MAYBE! This is really a resurrection follow-up for both, as the Humps (at KC) and Iggles (at DAL) had each

Between teh LioUns – FITBAW Thanksgiving 2025 1.0

King Hippo - November 27, 2025November 27, 2025196

Packers (+3) at Still-Kinda-Sorta-Fuck LioUns (1:00, Fox) Oh men. Men! (and Doktors and Gumby-adjacents and any lurkers). The Shield gazes deep into our eyes ad pulls out the very specialist gift. Tis the NFC North, as Detroit battles it out with Green Bay. Real stakes, too. The loser drops to 3rd in the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Thanksgiving Pre-Pre-Festivus Airing of Grievances

Senor Weaselo - November 26, 2025November 26, 202595

I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays and Wednesdays. Because even though I gave two of the three students who were present Monday an extension on their performance of Lightly Row until today,

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)

LemonJello - November 26, 2025November 25, 202556

Hey. Let me be the first (???) to say, "SHUT UP COLLINSWORTH!" uh, I mean, "Happy Thanksgiving!" Happy Thanksgiving to all those DFOers in the Clubhouse that celebrate Holiday Reminders: Have you taken your Turducken out of the freezer to thaw? Do you have enough liquor to get through the extended weekend? Can

Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread

Don T - November 25, 2025November 25, 202542

‘Noches... The Reverend is off tonight. In substitution, I’m gonna talk about two things close to my heart. First, cholesterol. We are now aware #Awareness The second is the 1-10 Tennessee Titans, , and tanking for the #1 pick. If the season is lost by Week 13, a lousy team might as well

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - November 25, 2025November 24, 202517

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Don't run with scissors

Your Monday Night Action

scotchnaut - November 24, 2025119

A bit of a weird matchup to end the week but both teams are over .500 and that's all I ask for these prime time tilts. Fallout: -Injuries to relevant players include both McCarthy and Tee Higgins getting concussed. (Tee will be back-McCarthy? Depends on how well Brosmer plays and apparently the

Micro-Hippo Thoughts, Week 12, 2025 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - November 24, 2025November 24, 202552

Games can has a Hippo angry. Thusly, my teevee box went off around 4:30 and stayed that way. The saving grace of the afternoon was that Chi**** at least didn't quite collapse, though they certainly TRIED. I had no idea how MAGA Dipshit Rudolph could have put 28 on the board

It’s Your Sunday Night Denouement

scotchnaut - November 23, 2025November 23, 2025116

Not a bad tilt to end the day. Maybe watch this so you can avoid thinking about Monday morning? To The Game! Bucs/Rams: -There's weird chatter out there about Bucky Irving not playing again the rest of the season and it has little to do with his injury. I've heard it from both