Balls metaphorically shoots Franz Ferdinand

ballsofsteelandfury - March 5, 2024March 3, 2024

I write this fully knowing the consequences. I apologize in advance for the blood about to be shed. However, I've held my tongue long enough. I'm only doing this for the good of society. Here goes: Girl Scout Cookies are tasteless saturated fat guilt bombs that prey on the weak and

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 3 and AFL Preview!

ballsofsteelandfury - March 2, 2024March 1, 2024

In these Off-season Open Threads, I'll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the wall and see if it sticks. Tonight is a bit different because I'm sticking my AFL season preview in this post instead of making it a separate

Sexy Friday – 20240301

Mr. Ayo - March 1, 2024March 1, 2024

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TGIF! Everyone enjoy their day of leaping? Well, we're on to March now! The Madness is just around the corner. Survival - Personal Edition Ever make the terrible choice to have children? And then have that wonderful sensation of them getting sarcastic with you? Let's deal with that. When that behaviour starts,

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2

ballsofsteelandfury - February 24, 2024February 23, 2024

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In these Off-season Open Threads, I'll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the wall and see if it sticks. This week, I took Tuesday off to make it a Four Day Weekend. It rained both Monday and Tuesday, so

Sexy Friday – 20240223

Mr. Ayo - February 23, 2024February 23, 2024

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TGIF! I, for one, agree with Strawberry Fields. Just get this over with. Also, that Chi**** is going to be wrong no matter what they decide. Anyway the week is over for us and now we get to make all kinds of questionable decisions for the next few days! Survival -

Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)

ballsofsteelandfury - February 22, 2024February 21, 2024

I just realized the last time I wrote about golf was back in September. A lot has happened since then. On that occasion, I wrote about the Senior Championship at my golf club which is open to anyone over 50. I ended up doing fairly well and scored some points

By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment

ballsofsteelandfury - February 21, 2024February 16, 2024

Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today's topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing if not a people pleaser. Due to popular demand (yes, Blax is popular!), I am presenting you with my HOT TAEK on college football realignment. As I was prepping

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1

ballsofsteelandfury - February 17, 2024February 17, 2024

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It's funny how you forget you volunteered for shit when you get older and then you realize you only have a half an hour left until your assignment is due and at the very least you're wearing underwear but not much else. But I digress. In these Off-season Open Threads, I'll sum

Sexy Friday – 20240216

Mr. Ayo - February 16, 2024February 16, 2024

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TGIF! So what are we to do with our Sundays now? Well, Sunday Gravy first thing in the morning, but no idea after that. Although the positive is I my Mondays will have far fewer hangovers, so that's a plus for work. Survival - Personal Edition Wait, I just remembered what my

A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

WCS - February 15, 2024February 15, 2024

Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people's sense of time, space, and perception. 2024 is already six weeks old, we never really had winter in Yinzburgh, and I can't tell if the days are getting longer (sort