“Smoke and Mirrors” – The Seahawks at their bye

Bye Week Updates

Beerguyrob - October 4, 2023October 4, 2023

A conversation from late last week: DFO Content Overlords: BEERGUY! IT IS THE SEAHAWKS BYE WEEK! BRING FORTH A POST! Beerguyrob: Umm... It seems kind of early. Couldn't I wait until more games have been played? Y'know - to have an observable pattern to analyze? DFOCO: POST! BGR: But they're only 3-1. There's not

Bears at the Bye: 2022 Boogaloo

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 8, 2022December 8, 2022

Honestly, I thought about having the whole post be the banner image/gif. Then I thought about bringing back my other kind of bear gimmick (not that one). Then I took a nap. Then I decided I would just say the following: We knew this team would suck. In the season preview,

Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)

Senor Weaselo - November 20, 2022November 19, 2022

The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger shock. The New York Jets are currently in a playoff position and enter this game a half-game behind Miami for the AFC East lead. All right, hold up…

A 1,000% Rational Titans Bye Report (2021 Playoffs)

Don T - January 21, 2022January 21, 2022

We’re into the meaty portion of the 2021 postseason, and what an occasion for NFL calendar pedantry (2022 starts after the Superb Owl), and also crowing about the Tennessee Titans Tits of Titanium being the AFC’s #1 seed. Ok. In reconsideration, more score-settling than crowing. A. During Weeks 7-17, everyone gave mad love

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - December 14, 2021December 13, 2021

[INT. - Natick Mall Christmas display. Despite the ongoing COVID pandemic, we see lines of happy shoppers, as well as a gaggle of small children eagerly awaiting their chance to meet Santa Claus.] SULLY THE ELF: Listen up all youse kids! Santa's just runnin' a couple minutes behind sched but should

Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update

DFOing Good

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 17, 2021November 16, 2021

Scene: Interior Halas Hall. The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other personnel. SO HOW DO WE THINK THE TEAM IS LOOKING THIS YEAR? Better than my face? Look, I'll bet my job that we can be competitive, even while

Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - October 20, 2021October 20, 2021

Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at jackasses for being pleasantly surprised at their team, or grimace at smartasses for being perfectly right about their team. That's right, it's time for the DFO

“Even Sherman Thinks That’s Enough” – The Falcons Off Their Bye

Beerguyrob - November 18, 2020November 17, 2020

The problem with following Senor's post about the Jets is that he used all the good words & euphemisms for "bad". But what about other teams that suck? The Atlanta Falcons surely qualify for such words, as they were in a Super Bowl as recently as... oh fuck it, here's the

2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Results) & Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

blaxabbath - November 6, 2020November 6, 2020

Lot of eyes on my previous and current home states of Arizona and Nevada. As a conservative, it's really despicable seeing what the Republican Party is today. Say what you will of the party and their elites policies and actions, seeing men and women who claim to have my values

At the intersection of Hope and Belief: Vikings at the bye.

yeah right - November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

image via. As recipients of the final NFL bye week, it's time to put the current season of the Minnesota Vikings into perspective. In all honesty 8-3 surpasses expectations eleven games in. Let's take some time to harken back to my team season preview. "This team can go anywhere from 6-10 to Superb Owl